To a girl (I’m a guy) <------- Just needed to be completely up front on this here board, ya know?
Her name is Slartibartfas… I mean, Marnie. She’s the light of my life and I bring her joy (according to her), so marriage seems appropriate. Thanks for all of your support and encouragement thru the years, Dopers. Most of youse is good people.
So, my posting will likely be a bit on the light side for a while, what with all these plans. I’ve got a wedding to plan, a war to start, a murder to commit…