I'm getting married

Mawwiage!

It’s what bwings us togethew in this thwead.

Congwatuwations!

All this love in the air, it’s enough to trip my allergies. Congrats!

You have my blessings.

and may your first child, be a masculine child.

The hell you say! Are you out of your mind???

If you’ve been at it for hours and nothing is resolved, then surely it’s best just to sleep on it. Your thinking will be clearer the next day and you’ll have some distance between you and whatever it was the two of you were fighting about.

Good grief, man.

NoClueBoy, for three and a half years you alone (except for the mods) kept the secret that Zeldar and I are married. The secret has been out since the DopeFest a couple of weeks ago. Thanks for not blowing our cover!
We’ve been married for 21 years.

One of the neatest things that you and Marnie can look forward to is something we have enjoyed – a laughing family. There is nothing that is more fun than a sense of humor at family gatherings.

A sense of humor is good for healing wounded feelings too. (Not that there will ever be any of that…)

Congratulations for winning the prize! How did you meet her? And please don’t go away. Bring her here. She’s going to need us.

You know, there was a film called Marnie. It was about a really, really crazy woman. You’re going to need us too.