In a mall or somewhere else very public, I set up a table equipped with Fluxx and a sign that says “I’ll give you $20 bucks if you play this card game with me.”
End of the day, I’ve proselytised for Looney Labs and played a hell of a lot of Fluxx. No material gain, though.
Big-ss mother*****? 
Said babe would probably get creeped out and go away. There’s no harm in just speaking the word wristwatch.
Also, I just plain don’t like bare breasts.
For every nine creeped out who run off,there’ll be the one who’ll stay and do it.
I think probably more like 19 or 29 creeped out, actually, and eventually there would be legal trouble through indecent exposure or something of that sort. Interesting idea, though . . .
I coach a 22 person breast cancer survivor dragon boat canoe crew. This weekend we are racing and partying, so I’d blow the cash on my crew at the beer tent.
OOOOOOOOH I SEE, then in that case I would get a massage, a haircut, a manicure, and rent a really nice rental car for the day and some food and movie tickets.
A massage, a haircut and a manicure…sounds like a lady, oh well guys can look and feel nice too.