Ok, I wasn’t thinking. Here in Maryland, beer, wine and liquor are only available at liquor stores, so it isn’t like you’d have to make a special trip to get the SoCo. You could just grab a bottle as you walk towards the beer coolers in back.
Since it’s your beer run, I won’t be difficult. I’ll take either some Red Dog or Sam Adams.
Thanks!
And you can use my virtual truck if you need more room. And from the looks of it, you’ll need a lot of room for this much booze.
Hey! We should go to the Liquor Superstore near me. As big as a grocery store, but all booze.
It’s an alcoholic’s dream come true!
Forget about me Uncle Bill?
Guess the bustier/garter belt/fishnets have to come off …
I was waiting for those to come off!!! Humina, humina! But baby [9 1/2 Weeks music] You can leave your hat on[/9 1/2 Weeks music]. Now that we’re both nekkid, can I run an icecube down your belly?
TruePisces OK, I concede I owe you BIG TIME, but honey, you just don’t know how big! Sorry you went without Ybor Gold. If it is any concession, the bar I was in ran out of Gold, I had to go to the Ybor Brown.
Girlbysea, The F-14’s are not a problem, I have a college roomie there doin’ the Delta version, he’ll cover for me. Or I’ll tell his wife about that time sophomore year when he… oh, better save that one for if he ever runs for public office. I will assume the milk is for White Russians, so I’ve programmed a Tomahawk missle for your address, the payload will be six hundred 1/2 pint cartons of milk.
Kinsey, that’s a nice offer for the liquor supermarket, so here’s a 12 pack of Sam and the Southern Comfort (the house on the label looks like the house I grew up in), but friends don’t let friends drink Red Dog.
Just an ice cube?
And did you pick up the supplies?
Hey, Unc, I’ve been ta yr site.
That’s MY cat.
Sure, them darling children are yourz.
But that fat tabby looks alot like Blaise.
…that DRIVEWAY looks a lot like mine…
…that FENCE…
…my shirt!..
I have the supplies, but foreplay is NOT to be rushed. [Tim Curry voice]I want to see you shiver with antici…PAtion [/Tim Curry voice] First the dress up (done), then the dress down (done), then the toying with food as sensual objects (underway), then… the shopping bag comes out!
Then why don’t you show me how big? 
FWIW, the Gold is much better than the brown… but the brown would do in a pinch.
Hey, I like Red Dog!
Firstly, those AIN’T my kids, I am UncleBill, not DaddyBill.
And hey, they could be your cat, I adopted him when he was 18 mo old, but that was 8 1/2 years ago.
As for the other things, I have two answers, the first one is …
DAD! How ya Been!
and the second is…
In THIS thread you will see that I AM you!
Hi Bill,
Say, since you’re goin’, could ya pick up a case of Bass Ale and and case of Dogfish Ale. Drop the Dogfish off w/
Ukelele Ike. Damn, that boy pissed all over Nixon’s grave as requested, but that’s another thread. (Slipping you a v/t c note). That ought to cover it.
And nice to meet you Sir.
Dave
My boss frowns on me making beer runs while at work, so I’ll get these during lunch. Bass Ale to UberDave, Dogfish Ale to Ukelele Ike. Never had the Dogfish, to my knowledge. I must be slipping.
Nothing wrong with taking it slow…
but occasionally fast and rough ain’t bad
All this attention on me…don’t you need a little yourself? Want hardygrrl to give you something?
Backrub,tongue bath etc?
UncleBill!!! Thanks, It just arrived… But what about all of this cool whip?? Could you be with the next delivery??
Please be calm, your UncleBill has enough to go around.
hardygrrl, I have an alterior motive for all this attention being lavished on your bad self. After I’ve brought women to exstatic, mind-shattering, rapid-fire orgasms, they tend to be REAL grateful, ifyaknowwhatimean. It’s just the nature of things. Trust me.
And Girlbysea? you’d like me to come with the next delivery? That’ll be just fine. I’ve been meaning to do just that. Let’s play “hide the whipped cream”!
You don’t hang out on Sunday nights at the Fort Story O Club, do you?
So you’re saying it’ll be one of those back clawing,screaming loud enough to wake the dead,breaking the bed, props included wild night of out of control sex?
Count me in …hope you’re well rested…
…we’ll start with that, grab some bacon and eggs, and head back for the morning shift! We’ll need water by sunrise, dehyration and all. We’ll break the bad maybe at YOUR place, I have an extra heavy duty reinforced bed with iron rails to swing from above the posts (IRL!)
Why just on the bed? Although it’s good that it’s reinforced…that way the handcuffs won’t scratch the finish.
We could play “Let’s try out all the furniture…”
(nice flirting in two differnt threads, keeps the mind sharp)
That sounds like a fun game, I have this specialty of the house on the arm of the couch, I think you’re going to REALLY like it!
:: lies face down on arm of couch,turns head and looks at Uncle Bill::
Like this?
Bet you can’t make me scream incoherently…
UncleBill… not tried the Ole Army Base… or the “O” clubs. Could it be they’re more fun than the CPO clubs around town?