I’m bored today, I’m tired of my alter ego and UncleBeer doesn’t seem too interested in trying to figure out who I am, so I thought I’d give him a chance to do so, if he’s game.
Uncle, wanna play? I’ll answer twenty of your questions with a “Yes” or “No” only.
If you can’t figure out who I am, I’ll probably tell you anyway.
Are you bigger than a bread box?
It is too clear, and so it is hard to see.
Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
Are you a tank?
can you shoot spitwads across the room at 20 paces?
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
Are you Mark Serlin?
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
Do you like PB and J’s?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
How many restraining orders do you have?
(please include those currently in process)
I had a sneaking suspicion that I’d be sorry I posted this topic.
A resounding raspberry to you all!
Uncle, I await you!
Come on, guys… By my even thinking that he’d guess who I am, you must have deduced that I’m a regular.
This is also my ONLY pseudonym.
Are the rest of us allowed to play?
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
UncleBeer can get ideas from you guys, but I’ll only answer 20 of his questions.
Sorry Flypsyde. 
Is it a moosecock?
Damn! Well, where the hell’s he at? I’ve got some ideas…
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
Are you Byzantine?
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”
Guanolad
Is Uncle Beer even here??
-Frankie
I’m not a shrimp, I’m a King Prawn.
-Pepe the Prawn
Does this really qualify as a secret admirer? I was thinking more groupie, meself.
Catrandom
Just to be clear about this right from the start:
My Child Is An Honour Student At Hogwarts
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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