I’m with you on that one, Cowgod. . .
– Sylence
I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.
Aw, crap. Take one stinkin’ day off and look what happens.
Question #1 - Are you female?
Question #2 - Is there an “e” in your regular user name?
Question #3 - Do you have more than 500 posts under your regular name?
Question #4 - Does your profile list your location as east of the Mississippi River?
That should get me started.
Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.
I hope Question #1 is “yes” or I fear a Jenny Jones type tragedy…
Those questions will get you nowhere Uncle. Se, if I were to answer them:
1: No.
2: Yes.
3: Yes.
4: Yes.
Hell, Amsterdam IS east of the Mississippi river 
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Uncle, thanks for deciding to play! This should be fun…
Here you go:
Question #1 - Are you female? Yes
Question #2 - Is there an “e” in your regular user name? Yes
Question #3 - Do you have more than 500 posts under your regular name? Yes
Question #4 - Does your profile list your location as east of the Mississippi River? No
Looking forward to questions #5 - #20!
Is your name Mullinator? Oh wait, dangit. Wasted that question. Talk about folding under pressure.
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Well, the fact that she’s got an “e” shoots my guess of ChrisCTP down (and I really thought I was on to something-Byzantine! Ha! An obvious piece of counter-intelligence, meant to throw me off the trail, Chris!).
And I thought it might be Canthearya, but I’ve noticed that she always bolds usernames, and IHeart doesn’t.
So, Uncle B, I await your next questions, in hopes of sharpening my Encyclopedia Brown skills.
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
The intrigue! The mystery! The beer!
Wow, I was a suspect. Cool.
My guess is Diane.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Well, I don’t have an “E” in my user name and I certainly do not have more than 500 posts…However, I do live East of the Mississippi…hmmmm…
Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
kellibelli… you tease!
It isn’t me… I would have come up with a name more like DoMeDoMeUncleBeer!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
I will accept guesses from UncleBeer only. 
If he really wants to waste his questions asking ones like “Are you Byzantine?” that’s up to him.
OK, more questions.
#5 - Did you register for this message board prior to 6/15/99?
#6 - Is there more than 6 letters in your regular user name?
#7 - Have you been to one of the doper meets publicized on this board?
#8 - Is your regular name on Coldfire’s list in this thread? http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003799.html
More to come.
Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.
Ooooh, this is gettin’ good.
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
LOVEROCK?
I wonder if there really are “more to come”, Uncle. I think you’ve got me cornered with this batch.
#5 - Did you register for this message board prior to 6/15/99? Yes
#6 - Is there more than 6 letters in your regular user name? Yes
#7 - Have you been to one of the doper meets publicized on this board? Yes
#8 - Is your regular name on Coldfire’s list in this thread? http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003799.html Yes
By the way, kudos on that last question. A stroke of genius.
Psst…UncleBeer…I know, I know.
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”
Guanolad
I lied…I have no idea. That is, unless it’s one of the married or otherwise involved women, whom I would not guess just cuz, well, they’re married.
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”
Guanolad