Way to make a girl feel dirty, Chris. 
In that case…well, let’s just say I’m pretty sure I can “sense” what the correct answer is.
::eg::
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”
Guanolad
Question #9 - Is there a “t” in your user name?
Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.
You’re just toying with me now, aren’t you Uncle?
Question #9 - Is there a “t” in your user name? Yes
My anonimity is just about at an end, isn’t it? I’m actually sorry to see it go.
Question #10 - Are you wearing brown shoes today?
Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.
:::wondering why I even care, feeling gratified and victorious nonetheless:::
[singsong]AhahahaHAAA, I was right![/singsong]
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”
Guanolad
Okay, that was a guess, I know. But it’s still freaky.
Question #10 - Are you wearing brown shoes today? Yes
I knew I loved you, UncleBeer. Just didn’t know why. So sweet to give me these last, precious few moments with my pseudonym.
Excuse us a sec. We need to be alone.
<FONT SIZE=1> [ I’ll miss you, pseudonym! You were lots of fun while you lasted… You have my permission to continue harrassing UncleBeer, but only in conjunction with his permission. …sniff… ] </FONT>
Wow, I’m certainly flattered, even though it’s just a game. Actually, you have no idea how many searches I tried in an attempt at finding similar posting styles. The small font and this, “…sheesh…” were just a couple things I was trying in a futile attempt. You are more than welcome to continue using the Heart name if you wish. Please don’t get yourself in trouble with your hubby though. 
Now maybe you can help me track down this person:
http://www.straightdope.com/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=TheRealUncleBeerLover
Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.
Wait!
Am I particularly dense or is there still some mystery here for us? Has everyone but me figured it out?
p.s. I’m wearing gray running shoes today.
There is no opinion so absurd that some philosopher will not express it.
Cicero
“Get myself in trouble…” Of course not, Uncle! My husband is very aware of my flirty ways and would think this is hilarious.
I only did it because of your infamous “Miserable Scrotes” thread in the Pit. Then it was just fun to torment you every once in a while. I have a feeling that that other fan might be… who was your very first guess… Diane? The one in SLC?
That’s hilarious that you did the search thing on the … stuff. I did that and the non-bolding of usernames on purpose.
Are you going to make it official? Say it or ask it or whatever!!!
Yeah, tell us, tell us.
We’re not as smart as you. Or not as willing to do detective work. Or both.
Jodi
Fiat Justitia
You’re not the only one who can’t see it, pluto.
Or is it…the not the only one who can’t hear it?
OK, that was a guess. It’s either her, or Shirly Ujest, right?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
I’d tell ya all, but I canthearya.
Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.
Unc: Where is the solitary post located?
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”
Guanolad
Oh, I forgot another reason: You looked very handsome in the Chicago Doper get-together pics.
Yep, I’m Canthearya… So, did you get it in 8 or 9, UncleBeer?
What amazes me is the speed in which Flypsyde guessed. That boy needs a hobby.
No, I just need to give you more credit. Either that, or a girlfriend.
Actually, it was the tone of your writing that tipped me off. You sounded exactly the same, but the damn bolding threw me off. Hats off to your trickery, wily knavess! I wasn’t sure if you were conscious of doing it, but I guess that was a dumb thought. Who’s spent enough time on here to actually put tags in subconsciously?
I’ll get you next time. My Encyclopdia Brown skills depend on it.
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
Love ya, Flyp.
And with that, I wish you all a good weekend. It was nice playin’ with ya, **Unc’<b/>!
ChrisCTP, the lone post by “TheRealUncleBeerLover” is here:
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000437-2.html
Cant, I was about 99% sure after you answered #8 although Cessendra was still a possibility. I kind of ruled her out because of her age though.
You know this could start a whole new type of game we could play on this board. Whaddaya think?
Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.
I would never win, due to general stupidity, as is proven by this unfortunately true fact:
I have been pronouncing (in my head) her name as something like “Can-ther-ia,” and have wondered, vaguely and obviously without any deep thought, what that meant.
Let the finger-pointing and mockery begin.
Jodi
Fiat Justitia