I'm going bald (down there)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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My pubes are falling out at an alarming rate. WTF?? Can this be caused by stress? It just started yesterday or the day before, so I don’t think it’s really noticable. Yet. For the record, I’m totally clean and disease-free. I shower daily, and shampoo/condition/brush daily.

Also, I don’t know if this is relevent or not, but I’ve noticed that in the last couple days I’ve grown hair all over my belly. The rest of my hair seems about the same, with the possible exception of my nipple hair (which may or may not be more luxurious).

This is very troubling, indeed.

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Given your username I can but assume that conditions in room 101 are less than agreeable.

Expect your teeth to fall out very shortly…oh and beware of the rats

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Perhaps your’re molting and will grow in new thicker hair prior to your winter migration?

Or maybe you’re de-evolving? You may have been infected with an intron virus and maybe de-evolving into a into some form of early primate. Possibly similar to a lemur, or pygmy marmoset.

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Mange.

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Roommate with an evil sense of humor? Pregnant?

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Met any strange hirsute people with sharp teeth around say a week ago, Wednesday???

Otherwise…brain tumor??? Old age??? I got nuthin.

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Stock up on Drano.

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The underpants gnomes are branching out.

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When you take your socks off, be sure to shake all the hair out.

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I hope your not spending a lot of time looking at your groin, man. It’s just not healthy. Maybe you could get your wife to check it out and while she’s down there…

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While it would be easy to make light of your situation, as the others have, in answer to your OP – yes, hair loss (even of the pubic variety) can be a sign of stress. The new hair on the belly? Not so much, that’s just old age. One thing to consider is that possibly you are just going through the normal ‘all of your hair falls out and get replaced’ cycle, and for some reason your pubes decided to go at the same time?
Other (not so obvious) suspects are vitamin/mineral deficiencies and thyroid. Just do what I do and shave it, then you won’t notice it falling out…oh wait, shaving twigs & berries is a bit more difficult than what I have, nevermind.

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Man, do you realize the pain and money people go through to groom their pubic hairs in a manner that God is now grooming yours?!?

Aside from the luxurious nipple hair, consider yourself lucky, jack!

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Really? You condition and brush your lower 48? Wow, that’s dedication, man.

I’m sorry, I couldn’t help it.

Seriously, stress could play a role, but I’d think that was some major stress. Any other weird symptoms? Here’s a list of possibilities.

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Wait a minute – you’re losing pubes but you’re growing a lot more hair on your belly? I’d say that your recent face lift went just a little too far.

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It’s the Santa Clause.

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Thank you! I have been having one of those mornings/days and the giggle you just gave me was so very appreciated. I hope that you get a shot of good karma for it!

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Look on the bright side, winters coming and you could get a pair of mittens knitted with the …erm…fallout

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This is the scariest thread ever.

It falls out?

A few of mine have turned grey but fall out?!?

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Don’t worry; the OP unplugged his radon detector because he was too lazy to replace the battery. Don’t you make the same mistake.

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Fortunately, there’s always the merkin option.