You know, they stay short and kinda curley. I’d prefer them long and straight. Is there anything I could do to make my pubes grow really long? Some topical application? Anything?
Ew.
If you tried a straightening iron, you might crimp something unintentionally. I think your best option is to shave them, then take your pick from the many styles on offer in the pubic hairpiece catalogues.
What?
Have you tried washing them and blow-drying them straight?
I’ve tried that, but the adhesive gives me hives.
Well, I wash them every time I shower, but I’ve never tried blow-drying them. My Barber tells me that blow-drying your hair is bad for the follicles, and should be avoided if possible.
He probably thinks you’d blow-dry them too hot, you need to use the cool setting then you won’t damage them. And don’t forget the deep conditioning treatment to keep them glossy.
Nonetheless, I don’t think that will make them longer…
Tug on them.
Really, really hard.
Work is really boring today, isn’t it?
You can straighten your pubes by talking sternly to them in a public place. Try it.
Have you tried hanging a brick from them and leaning out of the window?
I think they’d just fall out.
Dude, try what you want, you can’t make them straight. They’re just born that way, whatever some quacks and religious zealots try and tell you.
I guess I wouldn’t mind if they stayed curley if I could make them grow longer…
You know, if I had to choose one over the other.
Why do you want them long? Are you planning to braid them or something? Corn rows, maybe?
I’m sure you can get extensions.
Do you live near a mall? They all seem to have that cart that sells extentions. Sure it’s cheating, but only you will know!
First you have get a straightener. Then a hot comb. Then an anvil.
As an alternative you could scare them straight.
If they won’t stay flat for a while after that your pubes are unconquerable.
