Been shaving the pubes for some time (in order for the tattoos to show up better - but that’s another story), but gave up shaving a couple of months ago. It’s grown back, of course, but -
The regrowth is not the familiar twisty, tightly sprung, black wires but a soft baby-like salt-and-pepper growth.
I’ve been curly there since I was thirteen. I’m puzzled, uncertain whether or not I’m pleased, but entirely confident that there would be few more mundane and pointless items on the boards than this.
So, I’m sharing.
My grandpa used to reckon
Once you got to eighty-four
Yer pubic hairs ain’t curly any more.
He said some things get shrivelled
And they don’t work like before,
And yer pubic hairs ain’t curly any more.
Oh my pubic hairs ain’t curly any more!
Yes my pubic hairs ain’t curly any more!
My twilight years are fadin’
I’m nearly at death’s door
And my pubic hairs ain’t curly any more.