Ladies of the Dope, Man needs "grooming" advice TMI

Ok Ladies here is the skinny

My body hair doesn’t really curl. The other night I was drinking and got annoyed with my pubic hair, it was just sorta standing straight out, so I got out the clippers…

So now I am “bare down there”

The problem, What do I do with the rest of my body hair? I am not a very hairy guy but I have hair on my legs, a little on my stomach and some chest hair, no back hair or anything like that.

Do I clip the rest of it to about the same length?

Do I let it grow back and forget this ever happened?

Something else? Suggestions?

I am asking the Doper Ladies because I would bet they have a bit more experience than the guys and I would like to know what they would rather see.

So after you finish laughing and cleaning up the drink you spewed all over the place please chime in

Thanks

Capt

LOL.

Personally, male body hair doesn’t bother me at all. Even back hair. Even wild, lush, rampant back hair.

And shaved male pubes remind me of poultry parts. :wink:

So I would say, let it all hang out. But that’s just me.

Was it talkin’ shit about ur girl?

That’s never good.

I’d be in the same quandary, seeing as how “every last inch of me’s covered in hair.” Were I to go metro, I’d have to go for the full-body wax, so no. I’d never shave anything below the neckline.

Not sure where your current activity level lies, but for the time being, your partner will need to be at least a little concerned with situational rug rash.

I like natural.
I hate shaved private parts.
It feels icky, like I’m with a kid. I don’t want a little boy.
I want a man.

Put glasses on it and do ex-Prime Minister Bonsai Howard jokes. By the time you run out of them, the hair will be back. Then trim, don’t shave.

Harry Mudd would know what to do. But after you did what you did to him I doubt he’s gonna help (and the roaming charges are gonna be rough).

Well I’ve never been with a child, so I have no idea what being with one might be like. So shaved pussies don’t bother me one bit; in fact I prefer them. Shaved genitalia feel so much better up again each other.

I’d pay good money for a Ladies of the Dope calendar.

Well…trimmed or bare can be visually jarring (chicken noises) but makes downtown an easier, more pleasant jaunt. So…maybe should ask your partner?

I’ve never been with a child either, but I have changed enough diapers to know what one looks like.

Capt Kirk, I read this as you wondering what to do about your immediate situation, where you have a patch with no hair and you don’t like how it looks - do you shave the rest to match, or what???

In that case, I’m going to say just leave it. It won’t be long before the hair in that area grows back in to match and then you’ll be back to your usual self.

Okay, I’m done laughing:). Don’t do anything to the rest of your hair if you aren’t particularly hairy and it doesn’t bother you. Word of warning: if you are indeed “bare down there” get ready to be itchy as it grows back. I’m not talking about a little itchy… I’m talking about itchyness that is hard not to scratch even if in public. Personally, I don’t like excessive hair. Good luck, baldy. :smiley:

Pubes: The final frontier
These are the problem of the Doper, Capt Kirk
His 2013 mission
To explore strange hair dos
To seek out new trims and new buzzcuts
To boldly go where no man has gone before

Given the OP’s username, was it just me who visualised Shatner trying to explain his misadventures on the bridge of the Enterprise when reading the first post? The thought of Shatner. Trying to. Explain. His pubic crisis in that. Fractured. Way of his, has given me a fit of the giggles.

Given the OPs username, he should use a mirror and shave the rest…because, we all know that neither Capt Kirk nor toilet paper could always keep klingons off your hands.

Not what I expected for answers but…

Well worth it, because it shows that you pervs really do want to watch Shatner Porn

You guys suck :stuck_out_tongue:

Capt

'course, when Capt Kirk suffers from E.D., he just says “beam me up, Scotty”

Uh huh and did those children also have full-size erections when you changed their diapers?

I have a woman friend who feels as you do and thinks that men who like shaved private parts (on women) are creepy and only do because they are fantasizing of being with a very young girl – Wrong! I shave everything on a regular basis… every last pubic hair and my boyfriend loves it, as do I. It is a turn on for both of us and it has absolutely nothing to do with wanting to feel like a little girl - I’m quite comfortable being a woman and with my sexuality. If he shaved, I would not feel like I was with a “little boy” …he is all man, and hair or lack there of, has nothing to do with it.