Tramp, we expect a full report when you get back.
…if you get back.
Gobble gobble, tramp. You’re not going to subject a friend or SO this, are you?
tramp I’m recommending you for the Cecil Cross. This is definitely above and beyond the call of duty.
We, Dopers, salute you !
Godspeed, tramp.
I’ll be praying for you.
I’ve asked all my friends to go… all of them said no.
I’ve asked my SO… he said hell no.
So I’m on my own… unless any MADs decide to join me for a wild Saturday night…
I would join you, but I have a friend from NYC visiting this weekend.
Likely story indeed!!!
You know, last weekend I sat through Blood Freak. This weekend I will watch Night of the Bloody Apes. If I can survive those, surely Gigli can’t be that bad. Hey if Tramp can do it, then ding dangit, I will provide moral support and see it as well!!
No, it’s true! I have a friend coming. Really. I swear.
tramp, you are far braver than I. I too have been thinking, “Well, just how bad COULD it be?”
But I’m not going to risk my health or sanity.
You should get a purple heart for throwing yourself on this bomb for the rest of us.
I’d join you, really I would, but unfortunately I have a previous engagement which I will make as soon as I finish writing this post.
So sorry.
Holy … freakin’ … cats.
Manos: The Hands of Fate comes in a distant third…
Well, I would see it with you, but I have nothing else to do on Saturday night.
Wait – scratch that – I meant I have something else to do on Saturday night. Yeah… something…
I have a feeling you’re feeling generous, but would these cookies nudge you over? 
Well, keep in mind that this is initial backlash - ratings both good and bad tend to settle after a while.
Personally, I simply cannot believe that it is worse than many many other movies I can name. Worst movie of the year? Sure. Worst since 2000? Possibly, maybe. Ever? No way in hell.
So, Leaper, what you are saying is that it could technically be promoted as the worst movie of the 21st century ?
I dunno, I think Cecil would say this qualifies for the “Slug Sigorino Mark of Insanity.” After all, as the smartest man on Earth, Cecil would have the good sense to avoid a turkey like this.
Gobble gobble, indeed.
“And if I’m not home by 1 a.m., send in the medevac.”
Lets see… in the NY/NJ area, Ben Affleck plays a fellow with an odd occupation who falls in love with a lesbian with the same occupation? Sounds like some sort of crap Kevin Smith would come up with.
Only Kevin Smith would make it entertaining by having Jay and Silent Bob make a cameo and maybe throwing in a gay black man with the same occupation as Affleck and the lesbian he loves.
“What’s a Nubian?”