OK, not really.
I just got my first copy of the Nigerian letter! I have had e-mail for years, but this morning, my first one -
Imagine how thrilled I am. Five million, all for my very own. What a way to start the New Year!
So, what I need are suggestions on how to spend the money.
Any takers?
Regards,
Shodan
Dang! I thought you were going to tell us you won the 150 million Mega Millions. I was going to gently remind you that I’m your long lost…um…relative and ask you to share.
Join the club. I received a similar offer last month from some gentlemen in Zimbabwe.
Damn. All I ever get is offers to show me the p4r!s h!lt0n v!de0. Hello, do you not realize that by sending your spam to a gay.com email address you’re in all likelihood wasting your time?
I know, spammers don’t care, but damn if that address isn’t the only one where I get that particular spam
Well, I was considering spending some of the money on all the penis-enlargement offers I keep getting, but -
how much do they want for the Paris Hilton video?
Regards,
Shodan
That Loser! I can’t believe that he offered you the same deal he offered me! Hmmmph! Well, fine then, he can bloody well keep his money in his own country.
I’d suggest you spend at least some of the money on some extremely clever scheme designed to get even with spammers. I would propose such a scheme, but, unfortunately, I’m not that clever:)
You guys are going bonkers over 25 millidollars? Dudes, that’s like, two and a half cents! 
Tripler
Aw hell, f*ck around with the guy. Send him your two cents.
Send me your email address and I’ll pass it along to them.
Allowing myself to introduce my self. I a Tapioca Dextrin. I am a freelance ontrapaneer and I am in the building of things business. I have many famous monuments to my name.For just a 20% fee of the monies you are going to be getting, I can arrange to offer you a valuable stake in my latest scheme to re-build this great egyptian monument in your home town!!!Satisfaction garanteed You will be more rich than you are now !!!
Please send the c ash and all of your banking detials and yuor SSN and yours driving lisense , in advance to me at my personal oofice <html>
Tapioca Dextrin
PO BOX 1-98-9
Bumfuck
TR 99899
[EMAIL=some spam address]To uscribe from my list
Heh. I just got a new one - from Holland. At least the grammar and spelling are correct in this one.
Pah. That Amsterdam guy’s only gonna let you funnel seven-and-a-half million dollars through your bank account. The Ngozi Ugo guy in the OP is going to let you funnel twenty-five milliopn dollaras through your bank account! Tell the Amsterdam guy to either up his bid or take a hike.
(dollaras? uh oh … sounds like a scam)
Do I hear $30M?
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WOW I’ve never even heard of e-mails like this! You learn something new every day.
I have NEVER recieved a Nigerian scam letter. I’m jealous! I want to know how to be rich too!