Oh it feels weird, but …kind of good at the same time…hmmm.
Let me be the first to suggest a good tasering may be in order…
There’s a Marianas trench joke here somewhere, but I’ve spent 20 minutes trying to find it, and I had what I thought was a good one. Once. But it wasn’t.
Um. Seriously? Have yourself looked at. IANAD, but it sounds like you could well have a slight tortion in one of your testicles.
Or a bot fly larva. 
Or a candiru. 
It’s called An Erection. You’ll get used to it once you are all the way through puberty.
:eek:
I think you’re genitals may be doing it for the attention. You see, they’re like kids… you keep 'em inside and stop them having fun, they do silly things for attention. You let 'em out and play…they perform their duties when needed 
[off topic grammar nazism] AP, didn’t you know that “i before e except after c” doesn’t apply to “atheist”? [/otgn]
<SHAFT>Reeelaax baby!
Your bad self just got your Mojo goin’. </SHAFT>
A simple typo. :smack: Am going to request for a mod to fix it.
Cheers
so let me get this straight: you’re undergoing RIGHT NOW a strange sensation in your genitals, fiercely pleasurable and unpleasurable at the same time, and you decide that you’re going to sit down at a computer and type out a message on a messageboard as you’re experiencing this event?
Different strokes, I guess…
Different strokes, indeed!
Now, don’t misinterpret the name. Princess is just being grammatical - Some royalty is Athy, some is Athier, but our new guest is AthiEST [/hijack]
Must say, never had muscle spasms in that part of the body. Once, though, I worked doing data entry in a place where the knees pressed tight up against the machine… which vibrated… and proved to be most distracting as the sensations were, um, … and not a damn thing I could do about it :smack:
I have them too. Aren’t they fun?
Also, I once had a cramp in my testicles from an overdose of asthma medication.
You medicate your testicles for asthma? Dude, it’s okay if someone caught you with a Kleenex down there. No need to suggest your balls have allergies.
I sometimes have muscle spasms in my genitals. I believe it’s referred to as “orgasm.” Hmm . . .
wanders off