I'm having surgery in 9 days, suggestions??

The dumbwads who promised my jaw and teeth would be fixed two years ago are making their 3rd attempt at surically correcting my teeth. :rolleyes:

Anyways, as much fun as I’m, going to be having. I know from experiecne hours in bed looking like the hunchback of notre dam’s sister, gets old fast. even though morphine makes everything more interesting, any ideas in what to do??

The usual list of books and movies would be nice, but any creative suggestions would be fun. :stuck_out_tongue:

This book: Watercolor for the Artistically Undiscovered was written for children, but I love it! It comes with watercolors, a brush and the pages are made of that thick, watercoloring paper…

Much fun, no pressure, entertaining and instructional!

Hmmm. My recommendation? Find some other dumbwads to do it. If these guys keep getting it wrong, why keep paying them to do it wrong?

But… bring some postcards and send postcards to them. I did one of those when I in the hospital for awhile. It was kind of amusing. “Hey, wish you were here!” That sorta thing.

It’s a new Oral Suergon, the rest of my team is great, just the last guy he was so optimistic, nevertheless both times it didn’t work. Now I am in the trusty hands of Dr. Chu (pronounced chew, now why do I still find that so amusing???) I like the postcards idea though, thats funny.

humbly yours

If you get quality drugs post operation, get the three biggest HP Lovecraft collections you can find.

Massive amounts of painkillers + lovecraft = about a month of surrealism

Keep your breakdancing during the procedure to a minimum.

And if at all possible, be somewhere else in 9 days.

Good luck, and send pictures!