I'm here to help, Velocity

As I said earlier, I haven’t even noticed his politics. He could do himself a favor by slowing down the “velocity” with which he creates new threads. Concentrate on 1 or 2 per week instead of a dozen or more-- that seems never to turn out well. Quality, not quantity.

Pizzaguy’s post only come “with all the toppings”. None of this picking and choosing bullshit. :slight_smile:

He could skip the anchovies though.

This is my interpretation also.

For the record, Ethilrist and Fotheringay, it took me less than 10 minutes to click those links and read the OPs of each, which is probably less time than you’ve spent arguiing with each other.

Askthepizzaguy, please post more often.

Since this is the Dope I have to point out that you missed a coma or two in there.

Mmmmmm

You misspelled “Oook.”

Just so you understand, readers, he *meant *to say coma, not comma, because I type too damned much and it frequently induces comas.

:stuck_out_tongue:

I’m aware.

So basically you’re agreeing with the OP: Velocity posts ill-thought-out brain farts that make little sense, and he posts them far too often.

If it’s okay to not have a binary position, I’d lean more towards agreement than disagreement, yes.

But, I’ve seen much worse.

::Gets ready to run up to Spice Weasel with homemade Valentine and love poem::

::Hears her say that Vinyl Turnip is the cutest::

::Crumples up poem and Valentine, shoves hands in pockets, and walks away with head down, muttering to himself::

Aww. I’m truly flattered. If it makes you feel any better, I don’t think he even knows my name.

How could someone NOT know of Spice Weasel?

I know, right? She rocks! BAM!

Also, for some reason I always get Velocity mixed up with Voyager when I see the username. Although not as bad as some others, like Trinopus and Tithonus.

I get Magiver (who was brilliantly stupid in the Benghazi thread) and Magellan (I think that’s the name, anyway, but there’s an 01 after it) mixed up all the time.

It only recently occurred to me, while re-reading the infamous “Could you knock out a chimpanzee” thread, that Magiver might be pronounced like the famous Richard Dean Anderson character MacGyver, rather than the way I always said it in my head, which was “Ma-Giver,” as in someone who gives something to their Ma. Oh, and I pronounced Mangetout as “Man Get Out” for a long time, until somebody commented on the name and I realized it was French.

I recognize that name as French, still say it “man get out,” and have no idea how to say it properly, or what it means

What do you call the beans, then?

Mangetout beans? Ha! as in “Eat, toot!”

(Mange=eat, Tout=all… but pronounced “Too†”)

So he eats toots and leaves?