Yay! I’m converting people! Yurpeans, even!
Just call me the Poutine Evangelist®.
Piss off, Maeglin. “Diarrhea of Beelzebub” my ass.
Dammit, clayton_e, you’re an American. Heck, you’re a Yankee.
Resist the Evil-Quebec-French-Canadian influence.
It’s fries with cheese and gravy, fer cryin’ out loud.
Nasty.
Exgineer, you have OBVIOUSLY never tried it. Come to the Poutine fest and you’ll want to move up North for 24/7 Poutine access 
… Or set up a franchise and convert the Merkuns heathens 
:: d & r ::