I went out for lunch today for a walk around town and to check out what new DVD’s have been released.
On my way I decide to stop in for a kebab so I buy a paper and head towards a kebab shop. I eat the Doner and Taco chips and relax with my paper. I then lit up a smoke. I hear from a neighboring cubicle…
Excuse me, would you mind showing some respect?
I’m just about to start eating would you put that cigarette out
Now I should mention that the girl who was talking to me had a American accent so I assumed she was a tourist who was not familiar with Ireland and it’s smoking laws.
I’m in a smoking area. See the ashtrays on the table? There’s a non-smoking area further into the restaurant.
I’m not going to be dictated to by you. Now put out that cigarette of I’ll get a manager.
Knock yourself out.
The boyfriend(I assume) then enters the fray
Listen buddy stop being disrespectful and put the cigarette out.
Listen buddy I’m not disrespecting, whatever the fuck you think that means, anybody. I’m smoking in a smoking area minding my own business now move if your unhappy or stay. Just please stop getting on my case for something that I’m perfectly intitled to do.
So the manager is called and the two of them cause a shit storm in the place. Shouting and gesticulating and generally annoying everybody in the Kebab shop.
The manager is insistent that smoking is allowed in certain areas and they should move to the non-smoking area where the ventilation will stop them from being annoyed by smoke.
The fuckwits were having none of it. The phone no. of the main office was taken and the two left with a air of superiority and self righteousness :rolleyes:
If they are newly arrived tourists they’ve got a surprise in store when the go to sample the pleasures of the Irish Pub