Eh… am I the only one who’s heard “licking/sucking a lollipop” used as a synonym for blowjob?
Damn, being homosexual makes me paranoid when people say things like I can have lollipops. Especially when the title of the thread is “I’m legal.”
and a ;j for no reason.
I’ve never heard of it being said but I have been fully corrupted by the Corporate Machine[sup]TM[/SUP] into interpreting the imagery.
It’s not a good thing to be paranoid in your own thread. That’s our job.
And I think :o and are best suited to this explanation. Heck I’ll throw in a 
for good measure.
I just like the ;j
Oh…go on then.
;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j
The Jew smilies…THEY’RE INVADING US!!!
ahem So, yeah…do you want a cherry or blueberry lollipop? You’re not getting the other kind, so sorry to dissappoint.
Well, not from me at least.
You can’t have a “lollipop” from Jayn but she offering her cherry! 
hmm. You know which suckers are good? Those little Dum-Dum rootbeer ones. So are the strawberry ones. That’s why I like banks. Free suckers. (“lollipops” for you insane people)
No porn and no smokes? That’s what 18 is all about. Give the smokes to a friend and a really fun thing to do with porn is open a newspaper box and slip the pictures into the unsold papers. Great fun for hours. Are you going to do the lotto ticket thing though? That was the 3rd item for my friends and I “now that I’m 18 what can I buy?” phase. Oh yeah and you can buy guns now.
ahem
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starts a slow clap for shijinn
That was actually very impressive. Easily impressed? Maybe, but that was very good.
Can’t top that space invaders post, but my usual reply to the OP is in order:
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HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY
HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY
HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY
HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY
HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY
BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY
BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY
BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY
BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY
BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY
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adds chaoticdonkey and also fetus to The List
chokes and applauds shijinn Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
I thought this was going to be about getting a Green Card.
shijinn: 
I love the scores. I think you’ve just invented an official Doper arcade game. I’m really serious, this game would be awesome (obviously ignoring the anti-semite connotations, which were never intentional) You could include the bonus 1920’s Style Death Ray weapon and instead of Game Over it says, I burning your dog!
Any computer game programmer dopers in the house?
That’s amazing. I wouldn’t have ever noticed the score being 1920, though.
And the other score is 1960, but only once, for 20 minutes.
Never thought I’d be using that particular in joke!
wow, thanks! i feel like i’ve leveled up and am approaching ever closer to finding that elusive SDMB secret room…
maybe when i’ve accumulated 1960 posts, i can visit the room, just once, for 20 minutes…
so chaoticdonkey, how have you used your new found status so far?