Have you tried contacting Joe Jackson?
That’s freakin’ awesome.
Free 5’ palstic shark instructions*
Step 1. Capture live 5’ shark
Step 2. Coat captured shark in liquid latex
Step 3. Allow latex to dry
Step 4. Carefully peel latex coating off captured shark
Step 5. Release captured shark into sewer system, thereby perpetuating an urban legend
Works every time. Of course, your latex shark will be inside out, but who’ll know?
[sub]*does not include cost of transportation to and from nearest shark infested waters, hospital bills, animal cruelty fines, or cigarettes for trading with other inmates.
I want a shark going through my roof now.
But I want one with frickin’ laser beams. Without the frickin’ laser beams its just another pesky fish with an attitude.
Oh, Oh! Can I post my “large shark incorporated into a building” photo here?
Glenelg, Victoria
Thank you for the explanation.