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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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**1. What’s the last movie you saw in a theatre? **

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. (Soon to be LOTR: Two Towers – hurry, Dec. 18, hurry!)

2. What book are you reading now?

Re-reading Lord of the Rings. Specifically, I’m currently on Fellowship of the Ring

**3. Favourite board game? **

Risk, Trivial Pursuit

4. Favourite scents?

The smell of good cooking.

**5. Comfort food? **

Ice cream

**6. What’s your favourite sound? **

“Monstre, you’ve just won 20 million dollars!”
(Well, it would be, if I ever heard it…)

And music…

**7. What’s your favourite magazine? **

Hmmm… don’t really read too many magazines…

**8. What’s the worst feeling in the world? **

A chilling (and fleeting) notion that maybe Michael Jackson is normal and the rest of the world is… :::shudder:::

**9. What’s the first thing you think about in the morning? (I know it’s me but I’m putting this question in anyway) **

Turn that damn alarm clock off!

**10. What was your first car? **

1977 Chevrolet Caprice Classic. A big red tank!

**11. Which person in history would you most like to spend an afternoon with? **

Frederick Chopin (or maybe Franz Liszt).

**12. What’s on your christmas list? **

Probably just dust at the moment, as I haven’t had time to think about it.

**13. Cybersex: Yea or nay (don’t worry, everyone will lie on this
one) **

Cybersex - no
Cyberflirting - yes

**14. What’s the best feeling in the world? (I’m finding it interesting that this came right after the cybersex q) **

I’ll let you know when I feel it.

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Yeah baby!

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Sure, why not, I’ve got nothing to hide other than the bodies decomposing in my bathtub…

  1. What’s the last movie you saw in a theatre?

“The Good Girl,” last weekend.

  1. What book are you reading now?

“Guns, Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies” by Jared Diamond. An on-and-off project over the past year.

  1. Favourite board game?

Currently, Risk 2210 A.D.

  1. Favourite scents?

Freshly ground coffee beans, the sulphur smell that comes from striking a match, turkey at Christmas/Thanksgiving.

  1. Comfort food?

Don’t have one. I cook when I’m stressed, though, so anything I make on those occasions might count.

  1. What’s your favourite sound?

An F2 chord on my acoustic, strummed perfectly.

  1. What’s your favourite magazine?

Time, by default. It’s all I get.

  1. What’s the worst feeling in the world?

The “Does she like me? Does she like me? I don’t know if she likes me. Maybe she does like me. Great, I just went and said something stupid and now she doesn’t like me, for sure. But then kinda looked at me today, so maybe she likes me. Oops, my stomach just got up and exploded.” feeling.

  1. What’s the first thing you think about in the morning? (I know it’s me but I’m putting this question in anyway)

Where the fuck is the alarm clock and why won’t it shut up?

  1. What was your first car?

Aside from the assorted Hot Wheels, a 1987 Ford Taurus.

  1. Which person in history would you most like to spend an afternoon with?

Dorothy Parker comes a close second after the girl from the editorial board I work on.

  1. What’s on your christmas list?

Various CDs and books, as well as a leather strap for my watch.

  1. Cybersex: Yea or nay (don’t worry, everyone will lie on this one)

Meh, I’ll try anything once.

  1. What’s the best feeling in the world? (I’m finding it interesting that this came right after the cybersex q)

See #8.

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  1. What’s the last movie you saw in a theatre?
    Groundhog Day. No I’m not kidding. Unless you count those large rooms in hotels where they hold Anime conventions. Then it would be Porco Rosso. And no I’m not kidding.
  2. What book are you reading now?
    Shelters of Stone, LOTR & Star Well I kinda bounce around…
  3. Favourite board game?
    Haven’t played em in years. Some war game probably.
  4. Favourite scents?
    Napalm in the morning. Just kidding. The smell of really good food being cooked. Preferably in a restaurant.
  5. Comfort food?
    Aren’t they all?
  6. What’s your favourite sound?
    Silence. No really, I’m not kidding.
  7. What’s your favourite magazine?
    Don’t really read em for pleasure. Of the tech journals I deal with, the MS one for Exchange is pretty good.
  8. What’s the worst feeling in the world?
    I’m afraid we’re going to have to let you go. Today. We’ll pay you to the end of the month…
  9. What’s the first thing you think about in the morning?
    I’m I guy. Do the math.
  10. What was your first car?
    1990 Chevy Crapolier
  11. Which person in history would you most like to spend an afternoon with?
    Hard to say. Either Kant, U.S. Grant or Hiyao Miyazaki.
  12. What’s on your christmas list?
    Not my holiday. Apologies if that sounds too smarmy.
  13. Cybersex:
    No. Although Sharon Apple…
  14. What’s the best feeling in the world?
    See Question 9.

If it’s not obvious…I’m a complete smart aleck when it comes to these things…:smiley:

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  1. What’s the last movie you saw in a theatre?
    LOTR
  2. What book are you reading now?
    rereading some HP Lovecraft anthology. Great wierd stuff.
  3. Favourite board game?
    Risk, Talisman
  4. Favourite scents?
    Really good pot, almost anything I cook
  5. Comfort food?
    see #4
  6. What’s your favourite sound?
    cracking a beer. Just makes me smile.
  7. What’s your favourite magazine?
    Maxim. Okay, it’s a guilty pleasure.
  8. What’s the worst feeling in the world?
    Waking up Monday AM knowing you’re still unemployed.
  9. What’s the first thing you think about in the morning?
    What am I going to cook for dinner.
  10. What was your first car?
    Actually had a motorcycle. Yamaha 400
  11. Which person in history would you most like to spend an afternoon with?
    Lewis or Clark
  12. What’s on your christmas list?
    a new wok
  13. Cybersex:
    maybe.
  14. What’s the best feeling in the world?
    making Mrs. Krisolov happy
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  1. What’s the last movie you saw in a theatre?
    Signs
  2. What book are you reading now?
    The Wild Road by Gabriel King and Peanuts: A Golden Celebration by Charles Schultz
  3. Favourite board game?
    Memory Madness. Or Life.
  4. Favourite scents?
    The smell of baking chocolate chip cookies
  5. Comfort food?
    The aforementioned chocolate chip cookies
  6. What’s your favourite sound?
    A steel guitar
  7. What’s your favourite magazine?
    I don’t read a lot of magazines…Consumer Reports, maybe…
  8. What’s the worst feeling in the world?
    The kicked-in-the-gut feeling after you inadvertantly create an opening for someone to hurt a friend of yours
  9. What’s the first thing you think about in the morning? (I know it’s me but I’m putting this question in anyway)
    “Where is the freaking Snooze button?”
  10. What was your first car?
    Black Chevy Cavalier
  11. Which person in history would you most like to spend an afternoon with?
    Douglas Adams. Or maybe Annie Oakley
  12. What’s on your christmas list?
    A lot of books.
  13. Cybersex: Yea or nay (don’t worry, everyone will lie on this one)
    Nah.
  14. What’s the best feeling in the world? (I’m finding it interesting that this came right after the cybersex q)
    That one that you get when you make a baby laugh.
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  1. What’s the last movie you saw in a theatre?
    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
  2. What book are you reading now?
    Employee Handbook
  3. Favourite board game?
    Monopoly
  4. Favourite scents?
    cinnamon
  5. Comfort food?
    mashed potatoes and chicken noodle soup ( together )
  6. What’s your favourite sound?
    silence is golden… ( but only in the morning )
  7. What’s your favourite magazine?
    Cosmo ( offers great sex tips )
  8. What’s the worst feeling in the world?
    that you have betrayed someone
  9. What’s the first thing you think about in the morning? (I know it’s me but I’m putting this question in anyway)
    Do I have to work today ???
  10. What was your first car?
    1976 Oldsmobile Cutlass Calias
  11. Which person in history would you most like to spend an afternoon with?
    Walt Disney
  12. What’s on your christmas list?
    new diamond earrings
  13. Cybersex: Yea or nay (don’t worry, everyone will lie on this one)
    a couple of times, when I knew who was on the other side
  14. What’s the best feeling in the world? (I’m finding it interesting that this came right after the cybersex q)
    waking up refreshed and ready to face the day-- and not having to worry about what
    finances
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the answer to the last question contains an extra “what”

it should be not have to worry about finances

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  1. What’s the last movie you saw in a theatre? LOTR …4 times
  2. What book are you reading now? The bible, couple of books about Babylon, Egypt etc, LOTR… I can’t stick to one
  3. Favourite board game? Don’t really like 'em. They’re a waste of time.
  4. Favourite scents? FRESH air. Very rare thing these days
  5. Comfort food? Don’t think I have any.
  6. What’s your favourite sound? the ocean, water trickling over rocks. And silence, ahhhhhh
  7. What’s your favourite magazine? Awake!
  8. What’s the worst feeling in the world? This pretty much sums it up for me. This is part of a song I wrote:
    “I cried out when the walls were closing in,
    I tried to fly but flood waters forced me to swim
    And looking up to heaven through this cold murkey water,
    I say a silent prayer and fight the dark to hear the answer.”
    ©Camilla Oldfield :stuck_out_tongue:
  9. What’s the first thing you think about in the morning? “KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!” As the alarm clock is repeatedly beaten. Followed by ‘is the sun shining today?’
  10. What was your first car? …how does this question help you to ‘get to know’ the person better?!
  11. Which person in history would you most like to spend an afternoon with? Jesus, Leonardo da Vinci
  12. What’s on your christmas list? Don’t celebrate x-mas
  13. Cybersex: Yea or nay? rolls eyeseuw
  14. What’s the best feeling in the world? Telling someone ‘I love you’ and knowing they know you mean it. And vice versa.
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  1. What’s the last movie you saw in a theatre?
    Spiderman
  2. What book are you reading now?
  3. Favourite board game?
  4. Favourite scents?
  5. Comfort food?
  6. What’s your favourite sound?
  7. What’s your favourite magazine?
  8. What’s the worst feeling in the world?
  9. What’s the first thing you think about in the morning? (I know it’s me but I’m putting this question in anyway)
  10. What was your first car?
  11. Which person in history would you most like to spend an afternoon with?
  12. What’s on your christmas list?
  13. Cybersex: Yea or nay (don’t worry, everyone will lie on this one)
  14. What’s the best feeling in the world? (I’m finding it interesting that this came right after the cybersex q)
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  1. What’s the last movie you saw in a theatre?
    Spiderman
  2. What book are you reading now?
    Between books (and authors)
  3. Favourite board game?
    Cranium or Mastermind
  4. Favourite scents?
    Cinnamon Spice Potpourri
  5. Comfort food?
    Homemade Cream of Potato Soup
  6. What’s your favourite sound?
    Fine windchimes
  7. What’s your favourite magazine?
    Southern Living
  8. What’s the worst feeling in the world?
    Being lost and not knowing what to do next.
  9. What’s the first thing you think about in the morning? (I know it’s me but I’m putting this question in anyway)
    How tired I am :rolleyes:
  10. What was your first car?
    Toyota Celica GT-S
  11. Which person in history would you most like to spend an afternoon with?
    Mother Teresa or Ghandi - someone who could help me learn to be more patient and loving
  12. What’s on your christmas list?
    One of those folding ramps for my dog so she can get in the car more easily and a GIANT kitty condo for my cat.
  13. Cybersex: Yea or nay (don’t worry, everyone will lie on this one)
    Nay (no, really)
  14. What’s the best feeling in the world? (I’m finding it interesting that this came right after the cybersex q)
    Laying in the bed on a rainy Sunday morning with my husband and pets reading the paper and playing on Straight Dope.
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  1. What’s the last movie you saw in a theatre?
    Ocean’s Eleven
  2. What book are you reading now?
    The Adventures of Huck Finn
  3. Favourite board game?
    Trivial Pursuit, Cranium, Risk, and History of the World
  4. Favourite scents?
    Fresh baked bread, cookies
  5. Comfort food?
    Carbohydrates- potatoes, bread, pastas
  6. What’s your favourite sound?
    The opening arpeggio of Schumann’s Konzertstucke. 4 horns, oh yeah!
  7. What’s your favourite magazine?
    Horse and Rider
  8. What’s the worst feeling in the world?
    Knowing you’ve lost something, but having no idea where
  9. What’s the first thing you think about in the morning? (I know it’s me but I’m putting this question in anyway)
    Crap! I’m late.
  10. What was your first car?
    Black Chrysler LHS
  11. Which person in history would you most like to spend an afternoon with?
    Mozart
  12. What’s on your christmas list?
    A French horn practice mute
  13. Cybersex: Yea or nay (don’t worry, everyone will lie on this one)
    That one’s and honest nay
  14. What’s the best feeling in the world? (I’m finding it interesting that this came right after the cybersex q)
    A sincere feeling of belonging
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  1. What’s the last movie you saw in a theatre?

They

  1. What book are you reading now?

The Simulcra (sp) by Phillip K. Dick

  1. Favourite board game?

Balderdash

  1. Favourite scents?

Coffee, cinnamon

  1. Comfort food?

Coffee

  1. What’s your favourite sound?

YES! YES! YES!

  1. What’s your favourite magazine?

I dont really read them.

  1. What’s the worst feeling in the world?

self hatred

  1. What’s the first thing you think about in the morning? (I know it’s me but I’m putting this question in anyway)

I wake up around 4 pm. When I do wakeup I think about food.

  1. What was your first car?

1986 Chevy Celebrity (of course I owned it in the late 90’s)

  1. Which person in history would you most like to spend an afternoon with?

Me! - Pythagoras

  1. What’s on your christmas list?

A futon for my apartment.

  1. Cybersex: Yea or nay (don’t worry, everyone will lie on this one)

nay…

  1. What’s the best feeling in the world? (I’m finding it interesting that this came right after the cybersex q)

a friend’s lack of judgment

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Thanks so much for responding to a newbie, and I apologize in advance if I posted in the wrong forum, or I breached some type of board etiquette.

:slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: