Any help here would be hot.
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This thread is pretty informative. Also, look at the UBB code link to the left of the reply window.
“It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest.” - Adam Smith
You may also want to start a thread introducing yourself in MPSIMS. You’ll get lots of greetings, plenty of wise-ass commentary, and some good advice as well. Coming in here asking for help is a good sign, particularly as we’re here in the business of fighting ignorance (each in our own way).
Anyway, welcome to the asylum! We can be lots of fun, we’re mostly harmless, and I expect you’ll learn a thing or two to boot. Enjoy.
Bill
You don’t have a thing to worry about. I’ll have the jury eating out of my hand. Meanwhile, try to escape.
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Thanks waterj2. I’m OK with UBB codes. I was more concerned about etiquette. 
Your link was very informative. I should probably just “lurk” for awhile to acclimatize myself.
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I suggest lurking a lot to get the feel of the board. As for etiquette – that’s simple. Just like in real life. In GQ, you simply ask your question. MPSIMS - that board is more laid back and mostly for fun --silly (or not) surveys, truly mundane stuff that, for some strange reason, you may feel compelled to share with others, or questions that just seem way too weird or mundane for GQ. My only warning - watch out for the pit. It can get really wicked in there! If you annoy the wrong person, you’ll get flamed.