Hello everyone. I’m very new to the message boards and want to hear what everyone might have to say about the subject. Any ideas to help me out here so I don’t totally fall flat on my face right away?
Hi iceprincess, and welcome.
You’ll find a lot of helpful advice for newbies in the topic Hints for Newbies posted by as_u_wish in the About This Message Board forum.
I’d recommend checking that forum from time to time, as occasionally the administrators post important announcements there.
Again, welcome aboard.
“Shayna… [one of] the most despised posters on this board.” As declared by WallyM7. (And if you want to know who the others are, click here. I’m in very good company!)
“Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - an original WallyM7 sig.
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Thanks Shayna, for a minute I didn’t think anyone was going to respond.
You picked a good place to start - MPSIMS is very newbie-friendly. Welcome aboard!
Remember - the first SDMB hit is free, the rest you have to pay for. =)
BTW Shayna, I read the thread for newbies you posted. Thanks
Said by Little Nemo:
“First; Always try the search engine before posting a question. A lot of topics have been discussed here and you may find yours among them.”
I’ll remember that…
Lurk.
Don’t be a jerk.
Be cognizant of the nature of the forum to which you post (you got this one right).
When comfortable, speak up!
Welcome aboard!
Iceprincess, I don’t have anything to add, but to say ‘Welcome’. I hope you find your stay here a pleasant one. 
“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-
Welcome iceprincess!
Relax and have fun, that’s all the advice I have . 
Thanks for the smile this morning.
How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know?
Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please ~~ originally posted by GolfWidow
You’re welcome, iceprincess.
That’s a great one to remember, too.
Also, kiss up to WallyM7 every chance you get, unless you want to make his list of most despised posters like I did. 
“Shayna… [one of] the most despised posters on this board.” As declared by WallyM7. (And if you want to know who the others are, click here. I’m in very good company!)
“Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - an original WallyM7 sig.
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Welcome, Icy. Don’t feed the trolls and don’t be afraid to jump in if you’ve got something to say (mundane or otherwise). Don’t be afraid because you’re new. We all were once and there are plenty of posters willing to gently, um, strongly, ummm, unmercifully correct you if you cross some imaginary line in their mind. You are welcome to tell them to kiss your grits, if you so desire.
Your profile says Washington. Puget Sound? There are an unfortunate shortage of Washingtonians on board but we’re growing fast.
“I’ll tell him but I don’t think he’ll be very keen. He’s already got one, you see!”
Welcome, IP! I see that you are constantly being logged… Not bad for a newbie!
Anyway, please allow me to introduce myself…
Yer pal,
Satan
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TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
One week, 1 hour, 12 minutes and 34 seconds.
282 cigarettes not smoked, saving $35.25.
Life saved: 23 hours, 30 minutes.
Shayna said:
Good advice.
Ice, put all your money in a plain brown paper bag and email it to me at once.
Ice, welcome to the insanity…
Have Fun!!!