I'm not a fuckin moron.

Oh, sure. But you’re going to burn in Hell for all time for your positive portrayal of Wink “Satan’s Codpiece” Martindale.

I’ll be in the fifth circle of hell: walls of TVs which show nothing but the “Wink Martindale Game Show Network”.

(Satan’s codpiece?)

Brrrrrr . . . and I bet you’ll enjoy it, too, you sicko.

Short notice. Sorry. I’ll do better next time.

Satan’s codpiece? Isn’t that Drain B–*… nevermind.

That’s what they all say.

If you’re trying to stay out of the line of fire, you don’t pop out of your foxhole with a bullseye on your forehead.

Umm… got a cite to support that statement? Nevermind…

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*Originally posted by andros *
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No, dude, that was fuckin’ hilarious! i haven’t laughed so hard all week!