I like Frank, don’t get me wrong, but he totally sucks at tossing about insults. Moron, idiot, even fucking idiot are so 1980. Frank isn’t the only one. Look at Chegfguy (another well liked poster) in this thread. Shit, dog shit? Come on Chefguy, that’ 1960 shit right there.
It isn’t just these two. It’s 17/19 of the board who are insult-generating challenged. It’s pandemic here. Even the Donald comes up with new stuff on occasion, and he’s a camel scrotum. Get creative, if that vibrating blowup fuckdoll can do it, you can too.
THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP. I DEMAND CREATIVE INSULTS.
Improve your insult before I shit in your toasters.
BTW, I like Frank and Chefguy. And I hereby agree to help them generate worthy insults for their next pit endeavor.
This thread stinks like a wet turd on asphalt in August. I’ve seen a brain damaged baboon massage her asshole with more intelligence and charm than you display in all 6270 of your posts, but your OP is the stupidest yet. For you to be considered a half-wit, I’d have to round up. Pound sand, you hairy-tongued knuckle biter.
Morgenstern is a sad, sad little man, who wishes for the feelings of the day of his youth, when a clever insult could ring out and be new, and creative, and different, and exciting!
How dreary it must be to be so old that you’ve heard them all before.
The abstract denunciation of one as despicable; the low assessment of one’s intelligence; the scatological metaphor; the description of formerly unheard-of and bizarre (but now merely quaint) recreational practices; accusations of deplorable hygiene; insinuations that one is morally bankrupt–all have been heard before, all are tedious.
Comparisons to detested historical figures? Either too obscure to do any good, or tired and old hat.
How about describing someone as a metaphorically contemptible animal? Well, it probably just insults the animal.
The tedium is inescapable. Insults lose their flavor, then their very appeal. At some point, the aged give up on insults entirely.
Let’s face it, you won’t feel young again until your brain starts to go.
Morgenstern is at the beginning of this journey. He still hopes childishly that an insult can make him feel something. But he will learn.
There you go, and I thought the rectum relish around here had no imagination. I’m feeling better about some of you. Some of you still smell like you sleep with corpses though.
This thread is about as much use as a thalidomide baby at a circle jerk, and the OP is so stupid he probably has to whistle when he goes to the toilet to remind himself which end to shit through.
Seriously though, not allowing the word cunt in the pit is retarded. I can call someone a suppurating bubo on the anus of humanity with a mother so slatternly she got fired from a sperm bank for drinking on the job, but I can’t call them a cunt? That’s like 8 different levels of retarded right there.
I’m feeling so much better about the creativity here. Some is actually good. Well, most of you anyway, there’s still a few who need to turn your vibrators down to medium when you post.
