Then why did you utterly fail to use any yourself? :rolleyes:
Because he likes me. You dweeb.
Ah shit, fucked up again, didn’t I?
What a dork.
Pit is dogshit.
whatever. the Pit is where you are allowed to insult other posters. insults are not compulsory, and the tendency of some people to try to craft insults towards other posters when not necessary is irritating.
Let’s go down to the Pit and throw insults in it.
Three. Three is the number of generations of inbreeding it would take for me to produce a jackass like you, Morgenstern.
If you’re having trouble coming up with good insults, there’s always dial-a-curse.
Masticate my munchables, meatsack.
That’s fair for a first effort, but I wouldn’t open with it.
Here, try this.
You certainly enjoy parking your van near parks.
The reader has to fill in a few blanks, and that always adds to the impact. Now, try again, but leave a little to the imagination.
Morgenstern is the Kim Davis of this board.
Selectively using his authority to abuse others.
In other words, a poopy-head.
There, I’ve said it.
You, sir, are not a gentleman.
Why don’t you crawl back into whatever wet hole you call home …
I guess it beats getting a job, being in a relationship, creating something, or pretty much any other human endeavor. You go Morgenstern, you are a winner in the game of life.
How’s that ? You complete waste of bumwipe? An insult isn’t the same as colorful shit stained cum dripping from your mouth, anyone can string together the old bodily excretions and your momma and think they are clever. But to really insult somebody, you have to hit em where they know they are weak. Then it hurts.
Just cursing and spewing your idiocy on the sidewalk for anyone to step in later is lazy, pathetic, it’s not even an insult, it’s just the deranged rantings of a homeless person, nobody cares. OK your fellow drunkmonkey loser might find it amusing, but mores the pity.
And you are a douchebag for trying (feebly and lamely) to mock the original douchebag.
Original “tosser”. 
“I don’t positively hate you all of the time.”
– Somerset Maugham, The Razor’s Edge
“That’s the spirit!” - Roy Batty
You will have to start a petition to rename the BBQ Pit to The Quarry.