You smell like Art Garfunkel’s post-tour corduroys.
Goddamn, Morgenstern, you’re so dumb I wanna cry about it. How did your mama even get pregnant with a mental defect like you? Did your daddy lean back and hock a loogie on her pussy?
i’ve been reading too much stephen king lately. somehow sounds like one of his.
Even more so now because the lady who was called a cunt and got the cunt rule put in place is no longer among us.
So the flea treatment you tried didn’t work … that’s sad …
Personally I consider **Frank **to be something of a morgenstern and **Chefguy ** to be a total morgenstern.
Harsh, almost unforgivable, words I know, but sometimes you have to call it like it is.
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Damn your seventh grandfather.
May all your children be lawyers.
Nah they’ve seen what my life is like and hopefully won’t be that silly!
Well, someone with even moderate skill at English and more flair than a one-petaled daisy would know not to reuse the syllable “park” within a sentence. An alternate that could prove acceptable to someone accustomed to assembling words in media other than brightly-colored wooden blocks and letter-shaped refrigerator magnets might be:
You certainly enjoy parking your van near playgrounds.
I’m sure you will advance with the passage of time, though I doubt any glaciers will view you with envy.
OK, then, Art History majors.
You have a sick mind, 'luci.
Hey, now, Frank says “Fuck” right there in the thread title.
You’re a silly man who smells of wee.
My girlfriend texted me once to say that the man sitting next to her on the bus smelled of wee. Perhaps that was him.
Maybe it was she herself!
Morganstern, your shit is flakey. If you don’t get your shit together, we’re going to all jump in your shit!
Oh, and guys, just a warning… NEVER let Morganstern watch your herd of goats or sheep for you when you go away for a weekend. He uses mint jelly in ways that it was never meant to be used.
No! What she said the smell was of stale cigarette smoke, vodka and pee. Get it right.
Honestly, 90% of these insults are about as boring as watching the bag lady poop in a tin can.
Pics, or it didn’t happen.
No one has called anyone a feltcher, yet?
Seems underused.