But it’s unimaginative. That’s the complaint here. People are lazy and don’t even try anymore.
Just calling names is so third grade.
Really? This is the Dope, so I imagine a lot of posters know what feltching is, but people in general?
[Who knows what feltching is without looking it up.]
Spoken like a true felcher
I think there should be a “Sickening Niceness” thread.
Have the posters that have pitted Dopers like LinusK and Snowboarder Bo say nice things about them instead, and be excessive in the treacly and syrupy goodness. Smarm instead of snark. Embarrassing aunt kissy face in public stuff.
Sounds like you have some experience.
You could put them in the quarry and throw fluffy bunnies at them.
You are all fucking imbeciles. If you wrote everything you knew on a piece of paper I couldn’t wipe my ass with it.
Your ass is so big you couldn’t wipe it with the Library of Congress.
You only know that because you had your entire head up there!
What can I say? It looked like a road tunnel and I drove in.
everybody hates lawyers until they need one.
How old are you ??? I can’t believe you’re pissing and moaning that people insults are not creative enough ! I am more concerned about what going in the world than trying keep you from having a tantrum !
This thread is dumb.
You need another date with BOB. That or you’re retaining water.
since you’re new here, BOB = battery operated boyfriend
OP: You’re about as useful as Rapunzel in cornrows. Maybe your brains got close-cropped. My imagination’s fertile, yours is fertilizer; you raise a stink, but I’m in full flower.
There. Is that creative enough, OP, or must I start peppering you with the corny stuff?
On that we can all agree
Only if you’re a poopy pants.
So, there’s no empathy or compassion here for those afflicted with Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
This is the pit. You could have stopped at “here”, elucidator.
That is one of the best descriptions ever.