Thanks…I think. 
Mom? Could you just shut the fuck up for 10 seconds, please?
Kevin Spacey from The Ref, which didn’t really suck it just could have been a whole lot better.Which to me is worse than outright sucking.
Ahhh… my chance to quote Army Of Darkness :
“Give me some sugar baby”, and
“This is my boomstick!”
I tend to see a lot of movies other people would call “bad”, but some strange quirk of my personality I tend to try to find something to like. There’s really only 1 movie in memory that I did not like at all - Mullholland Falls (sp?).
Can’t think of any others right now though…
From “Marquis de Sade” (my husband has a real knack for finding bad movies; this one was so bad we couldn’t NOT watch it – much like “Caligula,” which I’ve seen reviewed as so bad that you keep watching it just to see what the hell is going to be on the screen next):
Young fair maiden: “I want to see the Marquis de Sade!”
Another young fair maiden, to De Sade himself (she’s an actress): “Are you mounting a production?” (little does she know)
Also qualifying is just about any line from the Joe Don Baker movie “Mitchell,” whcih is pretty much unwatchable without Joel and the 'bots.
Army is on my top five favorites list. No shame.
“…and Jack just left town.”
Almost forgot :
“Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.”
and
“Hail to the King, baby.”
heeheehee. Damn, that’s so sexy.
“Aw, that’s just what we call ‘pillow talk’ baby.”
Sly Stallone in Cobra.
Evil Villian about to blow up some shopping center: “I’ll do it, man, I’ll Blow this whole place up!”
Sly (ultra cool as usual :rolleyes: ): “That’s OK, I don’t shop here.”
Please, just kill me now.
This just came to mind. All the one-liners from Arnold movies like Running Man and Commando in particular.
Buzz saw? - “He had to split.”
Sub Zero - “Now just plain zero.”
Bad Guy - “You said you’d kill me last!”
Arnold - “I lied.”
and shortly after being asked what happened to bad guy - “I had to let him go.”
“Why is that toy on your head?”
“Because if I wear it anywhere else it chafes.”
“The weirdest thing happened to me last night.”
“Was it a dream where you’re standing on a pyramid in sort of sun god robes with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?”
“No.”
“Why am I the only person who has that dream?”
“Kent puts his name on his license plate.”
“My mom does same thing with my underwear.”
“Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?”
“Well, I didn’t want you to think I was stuffy - you know, all brains, no penis.”
“Yes, you are Chris Knight aren’t you?”
“I hope so, I’m wearing his underwear.”
“But seriously, if there’s ever anything I can for you, or more to the point, to you, you’ll let me know right?”
“Can you hammer a 6 inch spike through a board with your penis?”
“Not right now.”
“A girls got to have her standards.”
Yes, I know Real Genius by heart.
crumbles to the floor in shame
“This is bad.” -Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic
**[congo:] “Stop eating my sesame cake!” **
This one kid in a few of my classes would say this a lot, and for some reason always at the moment when it’d be funniest. I still think he’s an ass though.
but apparently, in “Night of the Lepus”, a character says, totally straight faced:
“There’s a horde of killer rabbits coming this way.”
I always use a lot of lines from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
“Put them in the iron maiden.”
–“Excellent!”
“All we are is dust… grabs dust in the wind… puff”
“You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!”
I always use a lot of lines from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
“Put them in the iron maiden.”
–“Excellent!”
“All we are is dust… grabs dust in the wind… puff”
“You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!”
I always use a lot of lines from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
“Put them in the iron maiden.”
–“Excellent!”
“All we are is dust… grabs dust in the wind… puff”
“You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!”
Drain, I’m so happy you posted to one of my threads. I’m even psyched you triple-posted. 
And Bill and Ted have some of the best quotes. Yer right.
I always use a lot of lines from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
“Put them in the iron maiden.”
–“Excellent!”
“All we are is dust… grabs dust in the wind… puff”
“You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!”
I kept getting the “too many users” error message–I didn’t think anything was going through.
Drain Bead, you medieval dickweed!