I hope that clears it up for you hard of seeing people. 
Haha!! The first time I saw ure user name I thought ‘everyones gonna think this geezers asian’
Good thing you set them straight
Eh, I think he’s lion about the whole thing.
Hey, Aslan, c’mon over here! I’ve got this Stone Table I want you to take a look at! 
I always thought you were the kitty in the cupboard. Er, pardon… The lion in the closet.
Hi, AsIan2! Now you know the unending torment I live.
This torture is of your own making…I feel not pity.
In the spirit of the OP, my name in lightingtool, not lightningtool. Geez. One “n” is enough, people.
You and lno should start a club. Everyone sees your "l"s as "i"s.
What irks me the most is that no one calls lieu Iieu.
(Yeah, I know the lowercase i gives it away in his name … but c’mon! This is teh suck!)
Though not exactly the same, when I at-lan see your name I at-lan think of the episode of “The Tick” where the at-lan pseudo-Incas say “at-lan” after every few words.
Change your name to Lno and quitcher bitchin’. 
You are possibly mistaken-itlan.
Why can’t I ever find a stupid nitpicking “I’m geekier than you!” thing like this in Cafe Society where it would gain me points rather than making me look like a smug asshole?
Assuming I’m right-itlan, of course.
Don’t worry, Aslan2. It’s a good test to see which ones have read one of the best fantasy series of all time – or not. 
I feel some small amount of your pain.
i l I L i l 1 I L i l I L i
One of my "I"s is really a “1”.
Cool palindrome there, I Love Me, Vol. I.
Oh crap. :smack:
Ignore him. He can’t get his mind outta the sandbox.
Are you sure you’re not Asian? Have you been tested?
Asian?
Asian?
It wasn’t screaming assland at you? Cripes, what in the hell is the matter with me?