Reported.
Actually, I’ve got it. The previews are wiping down the seat/placing the ass-gasket. Once the pants come down, the main presentation has begun.
Not to add another LOL post to this thread, but LOL. I cannot stop laughing at this post. Tears actually escaped my eyes from laughing. Oh god, I need to stop. I just… too much.
Is this one of those California public restrooms with row seating?
Farting
Is it possible to get stalls are pre assigned?
I for one only interrupt smallish women when they are grunting mid-shit. I avoid intruding upon hunky men who are thus engaged.
I have no recollection that “dog cunt” has been banned from usage against other posters. “Cunt”, yes, but not “dog cunt”. It’s like how you can’t tell someone to “fuck off” but you can tell them to “fuck (insert object here)”.
This is a great point, but I believe she meant to write “God Cunt” if that makes any difference.
Stop it! You have to stop…
I think that the reason people are giving you such a hard time is your reasoning (now dont take this post as rude. It is only constructive criticism). The issue is that you consistently cite your three reasons every time someone asks you, “Why didn’t you move?” The reason they keep asking you why, even though you have stated your three reasons countless number of times, is because they are too poor to be taken seriously (I understand this sounds harsh but I am just trying to help you). If you can provide better reasoning to me and the other people that disagree with your point of view, maybe things can calm down considerabely. It is all about the reasoning. So I am going to go through each of your reasons, and explain why they are not sufficient.
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Like others have stated many times, you could have asked your SO to move, or you could have moved so that he other couple would sit next to the sick. I am sorry, but this wasn’t a valid excuse.
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How could you assume they were not going to be good movie goers? What if it was someone who was interested in the movie? You couldn’t have known that from the beginning.
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The problem here is that you are implying that you wouldn’t have moved even if you didn’t have a reason. Sure you didn’t have to move, but like I said earlier, it is basically the same thing as saying, “I don’t have to tip waiters.” This isn’t really a reason. Also, it is about generosity. If you want to be viewed as a generous person, you will want to do courteous things like this.
I think you can avoid a lot of commotion that is going on here if you can provide some real arguments, or come up with a valid response to my refutation of your arguments, or even forfeiting your stance (however I recommend you first try to reason with us). It all comes down to reasoning on this Message Board. If you want to have a good experience on the SDMB your reasoning needs to be air tight, or you will experience much of what is going on right now in this thread - people constantly on your back, etc.
Bottom line: find good reasoning to support your stance if you want others to take you seriously and stop annoying you.
Bob Ducca, if you are just here to poke her with a stick, we might as well just assume your posts have no value. You are just being a troll. I know it has been a slow week on the SDMB, but that doesn’t mean you should be annoying, insulting, and making mademoiselle unhappy. Get a life.
… a dog cunt?
Why? God’s Cunt happens to be the name of my favorite all-girl Christian rap group.
Please post!
LOL!!
Who cares? This has become way more entertaining!
You left out the part that with an entirely empty row, she and her SO chose to plunk themselves down in seats that left 3 empty seats at the end of the row, setting up the near certainty that as the theater filled up, this exact scenario was inevitably going to play itself out. Forget whether it happened 3 minutes into the main attraction or before the first preview … who leaves 3 seats on the end???
That’s what got this whole thing started in the first place. If she and her SO had left 4 seats on the end, when the other early couple came in they would either have sat on the end two seats, leaving two seats together between them, or sat in the middle of the 4 empty seats leaving one on either side. Then when the late-comers came in, that couple would have been the ones asked to move either to the left or the right to put those two empties side-by-side and mademoiselle and her SO wouldn’t have had to say a word.
So if she hadn’t been rude about how she selected her seats in the first place, none of this would even have happened.
Sorry, gotta disagree here. Bob Ducca’s posts are cracking me the hell up and are a perfect turn for this ridiculous thread. 
If you truly believe that anyone except you and (maybe) mademoiselle are posting earnestly in this thread, then you might be more retarded than any of us could have imagined.
ETA: Also, if anybody is sincerely looking for posts of value in a 1300+ pit thread, they need their head examined.
No, he still hasn’t exceeded what I’ve been imagining for him. Surprisingly enough, he’s exactly meeting the expectations his MIT thread set.
I, for one, was hoping that we could find the answer to this vexing public health problem (the movie one, not the shitting one).
Maybe they are. artemis, Nzinga, Seated is. There are people who are still serious. Maybe you and some others aren’t. But that doesn’t mean it’s only me and mademoiselle that are posting earnestly.
And what’s the point of posting if you’re just here to bother people? You’re clearly just being a troll. Like I said, if you have nothing to do but to bother random people on the internet, then you have no life.
Eh? Can you fix the grammar of that sentence so I can actually understand it.
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I, for one, am anxious to find out if the movie she and her friend saw was Backdoor Sluts 9