I'm not giving up my seat

Its perfectly grammatical.

I think it was the Rosa Parks story.

Oh wait. Never mind. It’s fine. I was puzzled by the word “set”. Thanks for clarifying.

Never mind, Cheshire Human.

I’m going to have to say no to that. Some might find that enjoyable and I want their fucking to be painful. Painfully fucking painful.

“Rosa Parks it in her Slutty Rear 9”?

in 3D???
WE NEED TO KNOW!

Because if it was, she’s gotten a lot of undeserved scorn!

You can tell us m’moiselle , we won’t judge your choice in movies.

Ironically, a dog’s female parts are called her “pussy”!

Please watch your language in the Pit. There are 14 year-old White Knights and French governesses present.

Um… look up what mlle/mademoiselle means.

It’s just the french form of “miss”. Where are you getting this governess bullshit?

Right, back the regularly scheduled programming…

We established that you’re not “young” so you’re either a teacher or a governess.

If you’re going to demand that we all read and memorize every single thing you’ve posted in this thread, you’re going to have to keep up as well.

You are going to hell multiple times for this post alone. Also, I poked a hole in my aforementioned “Like” post-it.

“Young” is a relative term.

I prefer Frontbum Naughties: Tales from the Vanilla Envelope myself.

If we’re sharing.

Relative to what? You? She’s old enough to be your mother. She also already has an SO that’s not half her age, so I’m not sure what you’re trying to accomplish with all of your white knighting here.

Bob, what does any white knight want. Come on!

To get into MIT? Oh, wait.. a *white *knight. Hmm…

White knighting my ass. Really, get a life.

If I gave birth at 14, yes I could be his mother.

But…yeah. 29. Old lady here.

I’ve seen them before. But they were better before Dick left. Dick really brought something to the table. They were just magical as Dick and the Frontbum Naughties.

You really don’t have to share all of your hobbies. And also it’s impolite to white knight ones ass during a conversation.

(Psst… I know you’re not old, but I really really wanted to make French Governess references earlier so I had to dismiss the “young” part of the definition. As they say: Dying is easy, comedy is hard.)