Upon re-reading this, let me state: I am sorry for being a dick. I wasn’t trying to qualify my apology with an “I’m sorry if…”
DummyGladHands, I have the same thoughts you do when I take my elderly mother out and I’ll bet she is even slower than your mom. That’s why I am enjoying this thread so much. Fortunately, when we’re out, most people are pretty understanding, even MeanOldLady types, no matter what she pretends on here. And just ignore Ambivalid; he likes to pick on people whom he suspects park in handicapped parking spaces with their elderly mothers when clearly the mothers need exercise.
I am really mean to young people. Ask 25 year old overgrown frat douches.
LOL. Nobody is impressed by the creepy old man perving on people. Oh, and there aren’t people more impatient than I am. These people just don’t exist. Now move over, or I’ll throw rocks at you.
Crips? Ha! I’ve never seen anyone in a wheelchair on an escalator in my entire life, but if I ever do, I’ll be more WTF’d by it than anything else.
I hate when the escalator stops and the old people all scream about being trapped on it.
Also, I always figured kimstu was somehow related to kimchi.
Those are rental cars that the tourists that flew in here drove out there. Couldn’t be actual Californicators in those cars because they’d be dead within a month of getting their licenses.
Unless the cars have sand blast damage? Those guys are from the desert - Vegas scares them. 
You probably don’t know that teenagers (and some people in the 20-30 range) are the most insufferable segment in the population. It’ll help if their culture wasn’t so crappy compared to what previous generations had but even that’s impossible.
Yeah, but nobody takes crap from teenagers because they’re teenagers and everybody hates them.
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I just want to be old so I can show off ACRES of sock.
Acres, and yet never quite enough.
Old people smell funny.
Pssst. . .dude. . .you don’t even have a dog.
I always assume that people in a hurry just haven’t gotten it yet.
Shhh… It’s how his family got him to clean up after himself when he first started going senile. They convinced him a stuffed toy dog was real. He walks it all the time.
Totally worth it on for the small chance you’ll lose your balance and flip over backwards painfully and spectacularly.
Just kidding. 
Is she pooping for it, too? :eek:
I read Ambivald’s post with awe, thinking “No, shit, he can really do that?” I feel let down now, thinking I’ll never see that in real life (unless I offer the next wheelchair denizen I see five bucks to try it, hmmm…).
But if I did see it, I think I’d jump on behind…convinced that he’d start to teeter backwards and I’d be the one to save him (and everyone behind him on the escalator) by propping him back into a stable position.
And, on topic, an old person is less annoying than an “overgrown frat douche”. Known as a “Bro” to my kids, who hate 'em with a passion.
Overgrown frat douches get old too, you know. Frequently end up holding high office or chairing large corporations.
Not quite a wheelchair on the escalator, but…
I didn’t post the really bad looking accident of which there is video.
Without reading the backlash from my last post, I just wanted to pop in today to semi-apologize for what was a minor meltdown on my part. Carry on.
It’s a good thing you aren’t back reading, because we tore you a new one, old man.