Of course. It’s not a failure, it’s a success that hasn’t happened yet.
Are there any more Gabor sisters left? She could be “czar czar Gabor”.
Wouldn’t that make her/him the Czar of Czar Radar ?
HELP WANTED: Multi-trillion dollar organization is seeking a War Czar on a temporary basis to implement a multi-billion dollar military operation and provide a buffer for those who are truly accountable. Willingness to be scapegoated and the unwavering ability to say “yes” to your civilian superiors a must. Military experience preferred, but we are desperate.
Rob Schneider was an animal.
Then he was a woman.
And now Rob Schneider is… a war czar!
And he’s about to find out… that being a government scape goat… is harder than it looks.
Rob Schneider is… The War Czar.
Rated PG-13
And to do it he’d have to go on a “Czar Trek.”
I should have mentioned earlier that the Czar Czar would be given the latitude to also hunt for Tsars, Tzars, Csars and – if the Wikipedia entry is to be believed – Zars.
As usual, The Onion is way ahead of the curve.
Etc.
Ed McMahon should be looking on Czar Search.
I’m so sorry.
At this point, I’d take Ozzy Osbourne.
With your member name, we expect no less. 
( Where’s that Spock head emoticon when you need it?? )
Could we get Spock’s Brain to get us out of Iraq?
Can’t the President just visit Oprah?
“You get a czar! And you get a czar! And you get a czar!”
Fwiw - John is actually a friend of mine. Seriously. I haven’t asked him who should run the war, but I will make it a point to next time I see him…
Yes, Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Now would be a good time for the President to make a grand gesture, to reach across the aisle and clasp hands with the opposition and appoint … John Kerry.
Seriously. Didn’t he say he had a plan?
IIRC, Kerry’s plan consisted of “When the Iraqis stand up, our forces will stand down.” :rolleyes: (If his plan consisted of more than that, then I apologize, but that’s all I seem to remember him saying during the campaign.)
Is this one of those jobs that no American citizen wants? If you don’t mind an illegal inmmigrant I can take it. I am plenty qualified for doing nothing.
Well, if they got Mikey from OCC to run the show, both the iraqis and the occupying troops would have been so annoyed within the week that they had left the country.
Aah, job well done 
Dennis Hopper would be a GREAT warlord! I see this as very much a reprise of his role in Waterworld, commander of the cigarette tanker.
He probably already has the leathers and eyepatch to make a really cool outfit.