And my god, is it just me or is Chris Fowler, host of ESPN College Gameday hotter than liquid fuck?
My lord he’s got a great jaw and broad shoulders and that sort of “I’m conservative in speech, but lady, I’ll throw you around like you’ve never known.” That man can wear a suit to hell and back.
I am…in love with him. He’s no Till, but my god, who is?
Anyway, the thing is, I wanted people to know that I’m OK, just on vacation, laying low, shopping for boots. I’ve just now checked in with the boards and answered emails. Tonight, Mr. Jar is taking me out for my birthday, tomorrow I’m going to the Bears game and on Monday, my vacation ends and I get back to work.
So, I’m sorry if I worried people. I’m also sorry for being a whacked out wreck last week. Stupid Taliban. Jerks.
But man…that Chris Fowler. I would ride him blind.
jarbaby
Good to have you back, darlin’. Happiest of birthdays, and in the event Mr. Fowler doesn’t show, my bets are on Mr. Jar for that wonderful blindness. Some guys have all the luck.
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