I'm Not Sure I WANT to Go to Funky Town

Well, KCSuze, at least it’s a liitle bit country and a liitle bit rock & roll.

Byt…

We want the funk. Gotta have that funk.

Though, after spending the weekend there, I just need to say, I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.

So I took the double dutch bus back home becusae that ain’t no way to have fun.

I read this as Steve Guttenberg.

I said to myself, HE wrote that song?!!
um. anyway, continue on…

What ever you do, don’t try to find Funkytown with MapQuest Directions…it will end badly.

You may find yourself in a large automobile, you may find yourself with a beautiful wife and you’ll ask yourself ‘Well how did I get here’ and the only answer you’ll be able to come up with after meandering thru the misty watercolor memories of where you were going is; by letting the days go by, letting Mapquest screw it up.

I don’t care where Funkytown is. I just want to know when it is going to start raining men because I have had collection and storage facilties up for AGES!