I'm not the moron you're looking for. . .

Another nutjob in the news, albeit a Jedi Master.

I love the fact that the article keeps repeating “light saber” as if the nut was swinging a real weapon of that name. :smiley:

Why didn’t the idiot just force-choke his victims?

Jedi Knights. “One thought, one kill”.

Dipshit: “Your weapons are useless against me!”
Officers: “What the…that’s from Prince Of Space, not Star Wars! That’s it, authorizing use of lethal force”.

*Somebody *has spent too much time in his Mom’s basement watching vids. Santa’s not gonna be impressed with this one. Neither will Yoda.