Disclaimer: I am well aware that this is a completely fictional universe, and that it is wholly subject to the whim of George Lucas, along with his imagination, or lack thereof. I fully realize that continuity and internal consistency have never been traits of this franchise, and I understand that much of what goes on in these films is done for dramatic license, or to create a visually stimulating scene. Having said that…
I was watching Episodes I and II last night, in preparation for Episode III tomorrow. As each minute went by, I found myself getting more and more exasperated with the Jedi (or, more importantly, how they were written) in these films.
I loved seeing all the lightsaber duels, and the first time I saw Episode I, I reveled in them. I particularly liked the way that Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan had 360° situational awareness; periodically they would stab backward at a droid coming up behind them. But then, as I was watching the first scene in the Naboo hangar, I realized what a waste of time, and what a needlessly dangerous situation our two heroes put themselves in. Droids have nothing at their disposal to counter the Force, so why run through the hangar slicing and dicing when you could simply push them all out the big gaping doorway at the end of the hangar?
I know that Darth Maul is a real badass, and you can count me among the people who wish the character had stuck around longer, but come on - double-bladed saber or not, a Jedi Master and a gifted apprentice, acting in concert, couldn’t take this guy out? And while we’re on the subject of Darth Maul, if I were Qui-Gon Jinn, I would be doing a little haunting of Obi-Wan from whatever afterlife I went to. While Jinn was beginning to get his ass kicked and Obi-Wan was caught behind that energy field, couldn’t he have helped anyway? Pulled Maul’s feet out from under him with the Force? Switched off Maul’s lightsaber? Pushed him toward the pit (when, oh when is Lucas going to tire of that cliche)? I suppose we can chalk this up to Obi-Wan’s youth and inexperience, but if I was Qui-Gon I’d still be pissed.
After Count Dooku and Yoda duel in Episode II, Dooku brings a large chunk of the ceiling down, which chunk Yoda “catches” and casts aside, saving Obi-Wan and Anakin from being crushed. All well and good. But, come on, as long as you were throwing that chunk of rock away, don’t you think you could have tossed it at Dooku’s ship, cutting off that avenue of escape?
It is my understanding that one of the early duels in Episode III is between Obi-Wan and General Grievous, the cyborg jedi killer that wields multiple lightsabers from multiple arms. This would seem to be a challenging opponent to duel, so why duel him at all? There’s no indications that he’s a force user, so why not just lift him into the air, carry him to the nearest airlock, and send him away? Or hold him until help comes? Or pull him apart piece by piece?
I have heard some criticism of Genndy Tartakovsky’s “Clone Wars” cartoons, regarding the massive damage that a single Jedi does to droid armies. IMHO, Tartakovsky got it right (like when Yoda sends the various droid landing craft crashing into one another), and Lucas has been needlessly hobbling the Jedi.
Whew, that feels better. My wife is not a Star Wars geek, so I needed to vent to someone.