I’ve never had a BK burger but I’d take it. HOWEVER, like Kamino Neko, by the time I told them to “hold everything” it wouldn’t qualify as a Whopper anymore. So, if the question is would I accept free Burger King food, then, yes. Would I eat a Whopper in its natural state - a proper Whopper if you will- then, no.
Yes, please. Double whopper with cheese, no pickles. Extra large fries, Sprite.
“I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself.” - Louis C. K.
Wait wait WAIT! Are you one of those clowns trying to lure children into the woods by buying them a Whopper?
Yes please. And while I’m taking advantage of your generosity, I’d also like a large order of onion rings and a Coke Zero (gotta watch those unnecessary calories).
I’d prefer a chicken sandwich, but I’m not in the habit of turning down food when someone else is paying.
And thank you.
Yay, free burger. Sure.
I generally don’t go to Burger King, I don’t know why, I have no real objection to them. I’ll take a free Whopper.
I voted “No, I need to watch my weight or am on a diet/it’s got too many calories/fat” however, it’s 710 calories for a UK Burger King Whopper, and I’m on 1,800 calories a day, so if I could stay under my limit, I’d happily accept your kind offer!
Well if its a double whopper with lettuce and cheeses no tomato pickles and onion sure…
I learned about burger king when I was a kid because they were the only chain that had Pepsi to drink so grandma perfered them
When I moved back to can I learned mom hated mcd’s that cemented it…
But these days I’d prefer in n out or jack in the box…
Thanks, but no thanks. if you pass by a Wendy’s on your way to Burger King, however, I’ll take a double stack.
They opened a regretstaurant right next to a regretstaurant?
I said no, because I’d much rather have a Wendy’s Triple with cheese and get all my arteries hardened at once.
“Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us. All we ask is that you let us serve it your way!”
I have a special fondness for Burger King for that reason. I remember when this mattered.
Extra mayo and pickles on mine, please. 
Yes please. I want everything on it except onions, and please go easy on the mayo. Can I get a side of fries with that?
I never developed a taste for Whoppers. I don’t like the whole flame-broiled thing.
I do love BK, though: I’m all about an original chicken sandwich with some onion rings and a strawberry shake.
There was a time when a double Whopper with cheese was my favorite hangover food, but since I haven’t had a hangover in something like 20 years, I’ll pass.
Well, not a fan of Fast food other than IN&OUT, but I am a sucker for free food. So, sure.
I like Burger King and would enjoy a free whopper. Hold the tomato and onion.
I always go during lunch the rush. 12 to 1
That ensures a fresh burger right off their flame grill.
I would accept the offer but know in advance that I may tear up and even cry a little. When I was in middle school, we got out early on Wednesdays so that the public school kids could go to CCD at our school. Becky, Helen, Chris and I were a posse and we went to Burger King those days. I always got a Whopper and haven’t had one since. Chris is dead now and those days are long gone. Eating one now would create such a wave of nostalgia I’d be swept away.
It’s too big. I’d take a regular burger on a bun, though.
No way ! I haven’t eaten red meat in 43 years and don’t miss it !