Dijon, that hurt.
But the pain was so far out!
Y’know, they say that sometimes love don’t feel like it should.
Heh. I was making a really obscure National Lampoon “Radio Dinner” reference, but John Cougar buttrock works too!
[sings off key]When I was a young boy…[/sings off key]
Denis -
Did you fast for a day - OK, a lunch period - before you put the record on your tongue and spun it?
Everybody, sing with me! -
…I’m needed from Belfast to Bangla-Desh,
There’s so many grievious wrongs for me to right,
With tedious songs,
So next time, brother, off a pig for me…
Regards,
Shodan
I’ve decided on a new career – putting babies on spikes.
(sigh)
Rain was all we ever had. Never a drop of sunshine… except that one time during the total eclipse, but my cousin wouldn’t listen to the warning not to look directly at the corona, and the poorer bugger’s corneas went all crispy.
We were so envious!
The robins were never ours… they were wild, and they aren’t songbirds, and they ate all of our pets and then they would fly away somewhere less smelly. Sure would have been nice to make a pet or a shuttlecock out of the neighbors’ trash, but the stepmotherdog and her boyfriend had very strict rules about us playing with our food. We were only allowed to play with our food if it had not yet reached a state of rancid flaccidity or liquefaction.
I know what you mean about these kids today, though.
They’ve had Britney Spears on the Mickey Mouse Club…
We had Annette Funicello.
Shodan,
Actually I only fasted in between classes.
Cueing up “Magical Misery Tour.”
Good luck. It’s almost impossible to get one of those jobs these days. It’s all union now.
For some reason, I read “Bubble Tape” as “Bernie Taupin”. What’s up with that?
Oh, and it’s drivel, not dribble.
But What About The Pony!!! Why Did The Pony Have To Die??? Leave The Pony Alone!!!
No, Ilsa, Bill the Pony survived and made his way back to Rivendell.
Don’t you know anything?
I really liked the song “Cows With Guns”, expecially the chorus, which goes like this:
We will fight for bovine freedom and hold our large heads high!
We will run free with the buffalo or diiiiiiiiiie!
Gives me chills, man.