That’s why the Southern Hummingbird Huitzilopochtli was the Aztec god of war, blood, and human sacrifice. Hummingbirds were the fiercest creatures they knew. I’ve thought of using him as my avatar but haven’t found an image that works at a small scale.
Here’s my favorite image of my altar (heh) ego. That’s me on the right, and a spammer in the middle.
You’re supposed to have them made of the hide of the first troll you kill.
Mods can’t start Pit threads, but once one is going they can chime in.
…and creat sheer, foaming-at-the-mouth, unbridled terror!!! 
That explains Spice_Weasel’s jackboots.
Oh, now “elderly” is a pejorative term?
I actually don’t identify as elderly, since I define “elderly” as starting at 75. And I prefer the term “old” anyhow. Be that as it may, I fall into many other people’s definition of elderly. On the other hand, I don’t want to be accused by ancient age activists of being a pretentious middle-aged self-pitying piece of shit whinging about age discrimination when I know nothing about it.
Unless you are exactly my age, you are not allowed to post any thoughts about age discrimination, because I am the center of the universe.
Since you’ve repeatedly cited AHunter3’s whiteness and (presumed) heterosexuality as disqualifiers, I really need you to state your ethnicity, gender and sexual identity, along with any other identities you may assert, along with qualifying statuses (are you a survivor of anything, or have you been oppressed in ways that may affect my calculations?) so I evaluate your qualifications (or disqualifications) and then can know who’s right and who’s wrong.
State all your identities, please, so I can add them up, all the qualifiers and all the disqualifiers, do the arithmetic, and determine if your opinions and beliefs should be heeded or should be dismissed.
Really. If you’re going to make this a dick-measuring contest, well, whip it out.
I just take out enough to win.
Based on TimothyNewsome’s posting history, I have narrowed them down to one or more of the following attributes:
white asshole, non-white asshole, cis asshole, trans asshole, male asshole, female asshole, non-binary asshole, straight asshole, gay asshole, bi asshole, queer asshole
That’s a great tip.
Don’t make me sing the theme from Shaft.
I forgot to mention - they could also be one of those assholes who always states the historically privileged category first when making lists.
If you do, make sure you go balls to the wall.
(Replying to Superdude and that whole subthread. Dammit, Discourse, at least preserve THAT MUCH.)
Alla you fuckers are nuts.
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Damn, this water’s cold!
And deep!
And there’s a couple of feet of mud on the bottom.
(So why not just swim on your back?)
Think of the bridges!
I’ve gone swimming in a Scottish lake.
Just sayin’.