“I’m Popeye the Sailor Man;
I live in a garbage can.
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I’m Popeye the Sailor Man.”
So what versions have you heard? I just heard the best yet:
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can.
I pee like a fountain,
and poop out a mountain.
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man.