I’m coming out of the closet finally. No more pretending to be reasonable and moderate. I don’t really care if you disagree, but you should probably know what your political opponents are thinking, so if you’re a gun-toting Ayn Rand reading bible thumping inheritance recipient, listen up.
If you did not earn your money, I want the government to take it from you. This includes everyone whose parents bought their university acceptance slips, anyone who inherited a bunch of money, anyone who gouged the price of a commodity, almost everyone who got rich through a lawsuit, ambulance chasing lawyers, and a million fat corporate executives.
I want to take away your guns.
I want your religions to lose any government protection. I want your religions out of my schools. I want your religions out of my courts and out of my government policy. Ultimately, I think it would be best if everyone simultaneously agreed that worshiping spirits is ridiculous, but since we haven’t found a way to cure stupid I realize it’s impossible.
I want every government restriction on unions gone. Organized labor has been consistently opposed by every administration since the inception of unions. Workers and company owners need each other equally, but without organized labor the workers can not bargain on equal footing. I want company executive salary to be tied to a multiple of the pay their workers get. Money is power. The the more money you have, the more power you have to take even more, until almost all of the power is held by a very small number of people, who are acting in their own interests with complete disregard for anything else. This is unacceptable and not reconcilable with a just society.
I want gays to marry.
I want any kind of government censorship abolished.
I want the size of the military budget reduced to less than 10% of what it is now. I want mandatory impeachment for any president who wants to invade another country, where he states under oath exactly what his reasons are for the invasion. If investigation finds these reasons to be untrue, the president should go to jail. You better be damned sure of your intelligence reports and motivations before you send a bunch of 19 year old kids to die, and kill a bunch of civilians.
I want all recreational drugs legalized, and regulated by the FDA. Let medical experts decide whether a substance is too dangerous to consume, instead of politicians and churches.
I want the USA to disarm its nuclear arsenal first. All of it, without any conditions.
I want nuclear power plants everywhere.
I want free health care.
I want nationally accredited private schools gone.
I want free college tuition everywhere, where your acceptance to a particular school is based only on your academic qualifications.
I want any executive who accepts a performance bonus from a failing company that laid off workers to go to jail.
And I want a pony. I’m more likely to get all of the above than I am to get the pony.