I'm Running Away- Who's With Me?

Oh no, honey. I’m picking you up on the way out of town. :cool:

Woo-hoo!

Desert island is lovely, but it’s no place to get away from the desert and the heat.

I suggest the deep wet woods of the Northwest. A place where the trees are older than the white man’s coming, and everything is green.

I’m in (I invite you to come over to Oz - theres some nice islands off the QLD coast I have an eye on myself)
What do I have to offer:
I can grow almost anything and have an extensive knoweledge of food plants.
I can grind grain into flour and made bread from the results.
I can fish.
I can make fishing nets from scratch.
I can make cheese and yogurt (and milk a cow for that matter - someone needs to bring a cow)
I build a mighty fine fire.
I have a bunny and two cats - none of which are worth gutting. The bunny produces high grade poo which grows fantastic veggies and fruit. The cats are good at vermin control.
I read my *side of the mountain *too.

Well, okay, now we’re talking! Except, yeah, desert island=more heat. But one thing we should agree on: just so things don’t get all ‘Lord of the Flies’, we should have a leader. Do you think Cecil will come with?

I’ll bring a cow, and take turns milking. But only one bunny allowed, and she gets a pregnancy test before we go. (Seriously, I thought you Aussies had learned from that one.)

I’m in. I’ll be The Scrounger, like James Garner. Whadya need? My network is vast…

The bunny is a boy - and has be de-gonadistrated - hell he tried to kill every other rabbit he sees.

I’m kind of a prick really. People could use me as a rallying point to bring the others together. I am the one with the money though so I still get to control most things that I give a shit about which, frankly, isn’t much. I was tempted to ask that my team be composed of really attractive twenty-something females but I stopped myself because I learned what a fucking nightmare that would be to be trapped with a group of them for an extended period of time. I would like one grandmother type, a real hard-assed ex Navy Seal type, a dumb but hard working laborer, an event planner, and a really good storyteller in the group. A couple of exotic dancers isn’t a bad idea but it needs to be set up like Gilligan’s Island where outsiders come and go in a single episode otherwise it would be like finding yourself in paradise with only a couple of your current favorite CD’s to listen to forever.

I am a perpetual flight student and I can fly small planes, just not all that well. If someone wanted me to take them somewhere, the chances are decent that we would get there and back Ok.

Teams? There are no teams man. Just one big happy family, basking in the sun, eating seafood and fruit, playing with the pets, catching some rays, lolling in the hammock, collecting seashells and playing in the surf.

Any volunteers to peel grapes and fan with palm fronds? What? Every family needs a few.

I’m not going.

Not unless we get to be Pirates.
Or Cowboys.
Or Astronauts.

Well since she’s not going to do it, I guess I’ll have to be the one who puts out. The things I do for you people.

What if we’re PirateCowboyAstronautRockstars? Will you come then?

Plus, I’m putting out.

Sorry, I already left.

'Cuz I’m already gone
and I’m Feeling strong

But I’ll be waitin’ with chocolate cake.

Word to your responsibilities.

That was the same thing I said for my grandmother’s eulogy last week. It is as beautiful now as it was then. Listen up Jewish people, who is the Messiah now?

I’m in. I can offer the young man’s sensibilities- the kind I’m sure I’ve made obvious to all of you since my arrival on the board.

Among my skills are such elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

Not me. I ran away a long time ago, and am already there.:smiley:

I’ve been unemployed for over a year now and I’m sick of it so I’m coming with you guys.

I can cook if I have to but I can draw anything. So as long as we go where there’s flowers, plants and wildlife for me to draw, I’ll be happy.

Oh yeah, I’ll bring the chocolate. :smiley:

Alice, Good luck. I’d ditch that desert too. I love where I live or I’d tag along. God knows I have not taken a vacation in years. Hawaii sounds nice!!

I’m coming. I’m sick of city life. I want to feel the grass and sand on my bare feet again. Hawaii sounds good.

I give sailing / windsurfing lessons.