OK, I guess this is sort of a game. I was thinking about it on the bus this morning, and slowly worked myself into a weeping depressive state which resulted in the rapid consumption of Low Fat Twinkies.
Let’s say the world is going to hell in a handbasket:
*Everyone: THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET *
And we all have to send in applications to get on the Great SpaceCoaster to the new planet we’ll be living on.
The final question on the application is:
What can you offer the new world?
As I thought about this on the bus I was sure that I would be rejected, but here’s what I can do:
I’m a very swell cook (I’ve been told)
My gynecologist says I have a mobile uterus, ideal for childbearing
I can build good fires.
I mean, yikes, people. I’m worthless! All of my talents are in unecessary areas, acting, writing, a firm grasp of the history and philosophy of BDSM…
Anthracite would be constructing freaking power plants the minute we landed and I’d be baking bread.
So anyway…what do YOU think would get you on the Spaceship?