I appreciate all thoughts and advice, but you’re getting ahead of me, Phlosphr. I’m not seeking advice on repairs; I’m seeking advice with regards to the crooked eBay seller. I’ll worry about repairs or selling the camera for parts after this issue is resolved…at least resolved from the perspective of eBay. I know from past experience that a diagnosis on this camera will be $20. I used to work as a professional photographer before I became an engineer.
I agree with you Giles, but the it is clear seller will not cooperate and follow through on their terms for returns and refunds…at least not without some action from eBay.
I’m writing a message to eBay about the problem now, Dinsdale. I would like doper feedback or stories of similar experiences to see if eBay may actually take action.
NAF1138: They did not say “You’re screwed” in those words. I was paraphrasing and did not clarify; I’m sorry for the confusion.
To further clarify and communicate the situation to Dopers, I am posting the actual exchange between me and the seller via eBay messages:
ME: "The camera and accessories arrived today. I am familiar with these cameras and how they operate. I wish to return them because the camera is not as described in the auction because the camera does not successfully power up and function at all. When I moved the switch over to the “ON” position, the camera made an unusual clicking sound while the display screen lit up all white with a black crack through it. Then, the camera shut itself off within 8 seconds. I would like to test the device with a fresh battery (I don’t know how much charge is remaining in the one provided), but none of the camera equipment shops here in Louisville carry the battery in stock. If I order a battery online, then it will take a week to arrive, but I need to return the camera within 5 days to get my money returned. Please specify any special instructions for shipping the camera back to your store.
-<ArchitectChore>"
THEM "<Our> Customer,
We appreciate your business and are very sorry you are now unsatisfied with you purchase. However, the listing says the item was not tested, may have potential issues, and is sold as is.
The first thing I would do is buy a battery, either online or at a store. In the end, the item cannot be returned. We hope you find the battery so you can operate your new camera.
If you have anymore questions or need some help finding accessories please feel free to ask!
Thank you for shopping at <company name>,
Customer Service"
ME: “A verbatim quote from your listing: ‘*What does “Sold As Is” mean?
We can not test every single function of an item to make sure it works 100%. Items are inspected for obvious damage
and defects, and electrical/electronic goods are powered on to make sure they are functional. Beyond that, the buyer
assumes the risk for any functional problems, and these items cannot be returned.’
*
I’m not being nit-picky about detailed functions on the camera. This camera fails to power on and function at all and thus is not in compliance with your listing. Your listing specifies conditions for returns and I am simply trying to follow those. The battery has some juice, but the camera makes a clicking sound of struggle and quickly stops trying to turn on. The display screen doesn’t even show anything during the brief attempt to power up. Failure to correct this situation will result in complaint(s) to eBay and/or negative feedback.”
THEM: "<Our> Customer,
A verbatim quote from your listing: “What does “Sold As Is” mean?
It means it is sold as it comes, no returns, no extras!
We can not test every single function of an item to make sure it works 100%. Items are inspected for obvious damage
and defects
Such as cosmetic damage and lacking of accessories
electrical/electronic goods are powered on to make sure they are functional.
We did not test it at all! It says it clearly in the listing.
Beyond that, the buyer
assumes the risk for any functional problems, and these items cannot be returned.”
You have the information you need in the listing. You took a risk buying something that was never tested!
We are sorry, but the item is sold as is.
Feel free to ask more questions.
Customer Service"
**ME: ** “The crack in the screen is external damage. The camera does not successfully power on. The item is misrepresented in the auction. I know that you do not field test the camera, but your listing specifies that that the camera is able to power on, but that was not true when this camera came into my possession. My complaint will be filed later today. I will give you and eBay more time (i.e. a couple days) to resolve this before negative feedback is left.”
**THEM: ** "The point here is you took a risk buying an item that had never been tested, may have potential issues, and is sold as is. If it was never tested, that means it was not powered on or anything. That is what it means.
What did you think all of that meant?
If you had any reservations about the item you could have asked us questions. It said all of those things in the listings.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Customer Service "
ME: "To quote your previous message: ‘If it was never tested, that means it was not powered on or anything.’
To quote the auction listing for this camera I bought from you: ‘*Items are inspected for obvious damage
and defects, and electrical/electronic goods are powered on to make sure they are functional.’
*
Do you fail to see the discrepancy?
Do I not have reason to complain?"
Does anyone still think they are doing honest business?