I'm slow this morning. Let's see how much I don't get today. - Help Wanted - Interactive Experiment.

I’ve got a pretty impressive hangover right now. And I only slept about 5 hours.

So let’s see how many things I don’t understand today. Ask me reasonably intelligable stuff and I’lll try to read and answer it.

Also, as the OP, I declare spelling mistakes are OK throughout this thread.

What … is your favorite color … ?

And why is there a giant ferris wheel in the middle of London?

Blue. Oh no. Black. Yellow. I don’t know.

Probably to attrackt tourists. That’s also why it’s so big; so that you can see it from abroad.

What did Moses take on board the Ark?

His brother Isaac. And then he drowned him to make lentil soup.

Which is correct?

a. The yoke of an egg is white

b. The yoke of an egg are white

a.

ETA: both. but b. doesn’t make any sense
ETA: no, just a.
Well, you’ve confused me.

You’re doing well so far!

If three hens lay three eggs in three days, how many eggs does a hen lay in one day?

Update: I’m working up to my 3rd cup of coffee and the second stroopwafel, so you might notice a slight increase in neural activity.

1/3rd of an egg. Which is probably fatal.

What have I got in my pocket?

A pin?