Has anyone here ever try to improve your company or working conditions in a safe, easy, and cheap way only to be thwarted by your manager or the head honchos themselves?
Yeah.
So I work in Kissimmee as a concierge, which is an amazing job I love because it enables me to go out to eat at the finest restaurants for free, go to theme parks for free, see dinner shows for free, see live entertainment for free, and to do all kinds of other stuff for free year round. In addition to all this, I work mostly by myself with an open online connection, and I usually see my manager once every other week. Also, I feel good about what I do; sell tickets to attractions, recommend stuff, make reservations, and generally try to tell everyone where everything is and save them money.
Now in doing all this, you need to keep track of a lot of information. Marketing companies with referral programs, theme park events, prices, schedules, car rental companies, seating charts, phone numbers, fax numbers, the intricacies of our computer sales programs, confirmation numbers, space shuttle launch stuff, taxi stuff, shuttle company stuff…so much other crap, I’m not even going to mention it all because it could fill a book.
In fact it did fill a book.
And it’s the book that my companies head honcho is upset about.
You see, all of this information can be really overwhelming…a lot of people don’t even bother with most of it, and just sell the essential stuff, thus limiting their income and the guest’s satisfaction. Me? I decided when I joined the company to hoard and organize everything I could find into a book. And after nine months of tweaking it and collection information from all over the company and the city, it was gorgeous. I was rarely left scrambling for phone numbers, seating charts, and answers for how to do my job because I already had the answers with me. And then I started seeing the plight of my coworkers. Everyday they sent messages over our sales program, asking the same questions. How do you book seats for an Orlando Magic game? What’s the phone number for the Blue Man Group box office? Can a guest with a combo Busch Gardens/SeaWorld ticket go back to either park for the second day free like they can with a one day ticket? And having been there myself at some point, I know that while they’re asking these questions, they have impatient guests in front of them fixing to take their money elsewhere.
So I spent a couple months fine crafting a book for my company to take a look at, so that perhaps they’d take an interest in it and mass produce it so that everyone else could also have answers neatly organized, and always on hand. It had in it damn near everything you’d ever want to know to do my job. Since it was a three ring binder with protective sheet sleeves, it could be updated and changed whenever deemed necessary. It was everything my own was, and more. I was very proud of it. My manager was proud if it. He took it into the office to show the head honchos themselves.
The head honchos? Not interested. They were looking to hire a corporate trainer that would make training manuals for everyone and make the company more cohesive. Other managers beneath head honcho? Turned off by the idea head honcho doesn’t like it. My coworkers? Very Interested! After sending out a severely trimmed down version of a document that was to be included in every work book I was planning on making, I received a lot of great feedback from my coworkers wanting a book themselves, and willing to do anything they can to help me make them.
So I decide, ok, I’m not going to wait around for my company to get behind this thing. I’m not going to wait months and months and months for someone to finally give this company something as a simple as a Goddamned point of reference guide. This should have been put in place forever ago! So, for the next month and a half I slave away on making a new workbook for myself, and one coworker, with plans to copy everything out of mine once it’s fully assembled for extra copies for coworkers that would like one.
And then today I recieve an email from Head Honcho:
“Hey yaddayadda Good to see you at the Disney party the other night, you looked like you were in high spirits blahblahblah. Listen – we’ve got wind that you’re planning to make books for people in the company. Now, the one I looked at had information about certain Car rental/taxi companies we don’t like to use because we have contracts with other companies and we don’t like to suggest anything unless they have a certain amount of insurance in case there’s an accident. We just want to make sure the companies we recommend reach our level of quality. So we want you to stop making books for other people now, especially new hires, until we can work together on a book we can mass produce.”
Ok, now here’s what pisses me off.
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I highly doubt they and their new corporate trainer are going to use me when they go about making their own whatever. When It’s been around two months since I’ve turned my original book into the office and I’ve yet to even receive a “Thanks”. I was told they had different plans. That’s all. It’s obvious they want this done, but they don’t care for me to do it otherwise they would give me SOME kind of feedback, ya know, other than the negative type.
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I’m not the type of person who waits around for someone else to take care of problems. Most of my coworkers have no point of reference for things and no one has, or seems to be, doing anything about it. A Corporate trainer is going to do this for us? When? Next week? Next month? In two Months? And how much money are we losing all the mean while? Not having answers ready leads to people walking away.
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The book they don’t like? The bastards never gave it back to me.
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Don’t want me recommend one car rental company over another for insurance reasons? Fair enough. But hey, if that’s the only real gripe with the book I put together, why not just take out the one or two Goddamn pages of the book you dislike? It’s a fucking binder!
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About those one or two pages that can be taken out – The book is between 45-60 pages long (It’s a work still in progress you see…). Seriously, take the one or two pages out. A huge chunk of the book are step by step instructions on how to sell, reserve seating, and do refunds using our sales program. Most of these documents were written by managers.
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And you want to make sure anyone we recommend reaches our level of quality? And what level of quality is that? Just last month I learned that we have a contract with a particular cab company and that they only want us using them. They’re horrible. Up until hearing about the contract I’ve avoided using them because half the time anyone mentions them it’s a guest bemoaning how they were way overcharged. Oh yeah, and for some bizarre reason, they’re the only company that doesn’t tip us when we call them. Which, according to my new manager, is because we’re not supposed to accept tips from taxi drivers at all. Since when? I’ve never heard this before. It sounded totally ridiculous. And where the hell does the money go if not in MY pocket?
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And just where does this line of thinking lead to anyways? There’s no list of what companies we’re supposed to stick to and what services we are or are not allowed to recommend. What, am I supposed to get my companies approval before suggesting a restaurant to someone? Before telling them where to play mini putt putt? Where to get a massage? Or perhaps they don’t want me making anymore books because they don’t know either. What do they expect me to do when I genuinely dislike their choices? Not offer them anything? What about when I can’t use their choices because they’re used up and overly busy? Tell my guest he’s SOL?
6.5) I don’t know what the training is like these days for my company, but when I was recruited it was nonexistent. I sat behind some guy and he made me watch everything he did, which mostly included him playing on Myspace. Then I switched to a new team and my manager at the time wondered if I was mentally handicapped because I didn’t know anything. Since then, the company has made no attempt to catch up with us and explain to us the new rules, new contracts, what we are and are not allowed to do and/or why. And as a result, most of my coworkers, even managers, use companies they’re not supposed to on a daily basis. Perhaps they wouldn’t if they knew better. Or if they thought there company really cared one way or the other. Or if my company’s choices of business paid us better instead of screwing us up the ass. Or if they didn’t suck altogether.
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Seriously, what the fuck does this email even mean? I can’t have a binder with information given to us directly by theme parks? With instructional guides written by our own managers? With seating charts for shows we sell tickets to, since we can never find the Goddamn things when we need to? Or maybe I’m allowed to have it, but just not allowed to make copies for other people. Or maybe they’re not allowed to accept copies from me.
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Whether my company realizes it or not, they have some pretty big decisions they’re going to have to make in the future as they grow even larger about who the hell they are. Are we Concierges, or just ticket sales people? Because if they’re really serious about people only doing things the way they want them done, they’re going to have to up the ante with rules and punishments. Like I said, I probably see my manager once every other week. Sometimes less. Am I free to recommend the services of companies I personally like or not? Who am I to this company?
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The coworker I made a book for? He’s one of my company’s best salespeople. He could sell a glass of water to a drowning man. He LOVES his book. First day I finished his we were working together, and every five minutes:
“Hey, where’s the seating chart for La Nouba?”
“It’s in your book.”
“Where did I put that schedule for Arabian Nights…”
“It’s in your book.”
“What’s the phone number for the accounting–”
“It’s in your book.”
At the end of the day, he shot out an email to the head head honcho, telling her that he thinks I made a very powerful tool for new hires and veterans, and that she should really take a look at it.
And today, I get an email telling me to stop all together.
What do you all make of this?