If they have Gold Bond powder, we may have to wait the two weeks before hearing from her again.
Sailboat
I just hope they remember to stretch out before the wild monkey sex. Nothing more embarrassing than getting a cramp the first time you and a new partner are getting jiggy with it.
Bump Again.
Erm, you don’t suppose her LDSO was a psychotic axe-wielding murder, do you? Altho we have learned that one can survive an axe blow to the head but still…
Y’all don’t suppose he’s sucking her toes do ya…it has been a while since we heard and she has (I assume) 10 lil piggies
I wonder what the preoccupation with monkey sex is? I mean, why not try some rip-snortin’ water buffalo sex? Why not engage in some primal, snarlin’ Tasmanian Devil sex? Why not delve into some slip-slidin’, writhing Conger Eel sex?
Don’t limit yourselves, folks.
What about hot pig sex? Don’t they have 30 minute orgasms?
I suppose we should take it as a good sign that she hasn’t had a moment to come here and UPDATE ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE WAITING TO FIND OUT HOW THINGS WENT!!! (Well, I wasn’t actually waiting, as I just read this thread, but I am now.)
Doncha hate it when someone gets an IRL SO and ignores their SDMB obligations? 
Wasn’t it Sting who claimed he could do this? 