Why, thank you. 
I have a rock:)
and a toshiba libretto ct50
I have a pocket protecter and a pin that reads “Alpha Geek”. A friend gave it to me in a Windows NT administration class - and we were using DEC Alphas.
My PC is one of those big towers, with one side panel open and a fan set up to keep the space between the hard drives cool. (They tend to overheat and the system locks up.)
Inside is a P4 1.6GHz with 256MB RAM and about 30GB between the 2 drives. This machine was built from scratch in 1999 and upgraded in more recent years.
Really geeky: I hooked up the video output of my Commodore 128 to the auxiliary input of my WinTV card, and can actually transfer data (one-way) between the two computers through the video interface.
Then there’s my collection of 1980s style computer chips.
My gosh. You people are so pathetic and geeky.
You make me very proud. 